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blondification

1. A process of dying somebody's hair blonde.
2. A process of simplifying something to the point where even a blond can understand. Also a process of simplifying the controls of the machinery so that even a blond can operate it.
I had to buy a sports car with an automatic transmission, thank God the manufacturer went through full blondification, otherwise my wife would not be able to drive.
by PureEvilHater November 13, 2009
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Blardification

Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.
"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"

"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"

"No-"

The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.
by ahahahahahhahahha April 17, 2021
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Bacon Bonification

A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"

Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"
by sexinatorationaryineous June 10, 2011
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blingification

The state of being blingified or having the ultimate level of bling for ones' personal touch.
I think I is quite the bomb. With my new ride and ice around my neck I have achieved the ultimate blingification.
by The Crunk Master Trio June 19, 2003
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Bluntification

Bluntification Verb; The act of getting Bluntified

The process in which subject collects;
1 Swisher sweet, 1 Gram of sweet purple (blue mazzar a prefered), and rolls them up nicely into an object of sweet smokey delight
You've pulled into just the right (gas)station for some Extreme Bluntification
by Aylon87 March 13, 2008
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Bonification

The process of juxtaposing one's boner to another, in a rather businesslike manner, to come to some sort of conclusion.
Juan had practiced bonification with Raul in many business deals, the winner being the person with the biggest boner.
by TherealBeau August 4, 2016
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Bonification Process

The process of a penis transforming from "soft" to "hard".
I'm about to get all up in that as soon as the bonification process has completed.
by tanuki1980 July 13, 2010
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