Blokt is a common noun used in social media. It is the act of blocking someone on any form of social media for any reason, mainly if they a snake.
by harrizzle July 26, 2016
Get the Blokt mug.A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012
Get the Bloated Violin mug.A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.
Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".
Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".
I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.
by torontobunglist January 26, 2018
Get the blocktard mug.1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.
2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.
2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.
1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.
2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.
2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.
by Xaurudame July 31, 2012
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Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018
Get the Top Notch Bloke mug.An Australian compliment regarding a male who is the type of fellow everyone wants to hang out with and have a beer with. Also, a reliable, helpful, good natured friend.
by jkmattf March 11, 2018
Get the Top Bloke mug.The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.
I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.
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bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered
by KRM90 January 21, 2011
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