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A Blokie is when two or more tradies engage in sexual activities on the job site causing Budget blowouts and missed deadlines within the building industry. A Half Blokie is same trade sex and a Full Blokie inter-trades sex. the most common being between Electricians and site apprentices. Blokies generally only occur during actual work hours, never during smoko breaks and always lead to projects running way past time of completion which is why almost all building jobs are half arsed and require call backs and always run over budget. While the Portaloo is the preferred place to engage in a quick Blokie, anywhere on the job site that is convenient will usually be adequate to be considered a Blokie. A Blokie can only occur on the construction site on the client time and expense and any sexual interaction outside said job site is not considered a Blokie. While all the trades are known to enjoy a quick Blokie, electricians seem to enjoy it the most which is where they got their reputation for being a bit 'Dandy' although so far, that reputation is specific to the South Pacific.
The job is running way behind because the Electrician and the plumber keep disappearing to the portaloo for a quick blokie. This is their third one today and at this rate we are never gonna get any work done.
Hey Johno, fancy a quick blokie?
Blokie by Unas Oculus January 17, 2025
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A Blokie is when two or more tradies engage in sexual activities on the job site causing Budget blowouts and missed deadlines within the building industry. A Half Blokie is same trade sex and a Full Blokie inter-trades sex. the most common being between Electricians and site apprentices. Blokies generally only occur during actual work hours, never during smoko breaks and always lead to projects running way past time of completion which is why almost all building jobs are half arsed and require call backs and always run over budget. While the Portaloo is the preferred place to engage in a quick Blokie, anywhere on the job site that is convenient will usually be adequate to be considered a Blokie. A Blokie can only occur on the construction site on the client time and expense and any sexual interaction outside said job site is not considered a Blokie. While all the trades are known to enjoy a quick Blokie, electricians seem to enjoy it the most which is where they got their reputation for being a bit 'Dandy' although so far, that reputation is specific to the South Pacific.
The job is running way behind because the Electrician and the plumber keep disappearing to the portaloo for a quick blokie. This is their third one today and at this rate we are never gonna get any work done.
Hey Johno, fancy a quick blokie?
Blokie by Unas Oculus January 17, 2025
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A "blokie" is an adult straight woman who dresses typically in masculine/male clothing and does not conform to stereotypical femininity. Different from "butch" as that refers to lesbian women, different than "tomboy" as that is mainly used for children and teenagers and people generally expect their "tomboy" qualities to be a phase
"Hey you're pretty cute, can I have your number?" "oh sorry, i'm not into other women, i'm a blokie"
Blokie by crunchball November 8, 2025

brokiends 

The created meaning of word BroKiends("bro-kins") is the title that can be given to a man or men that are brother(s) in behavior, love and attitude towards another person or person(s) male or female. Person can be family-Kin, a friend or non-blood relationship that has been chosen. Origin from the words: Brother + Kin + Friend (s). Word printed in book Titled: When Opportunity Knocks.
1. They are my Brokiends}from another mother. 2. The BroKiends spoke among themselves to devise a plan to help their sick friend. 3. I do not have blood sister or brother but I do have my Brokiend

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.
Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018
An Australian compliment regarding a male who is the type of fellow everyone wants to hang out with and have a beer with. Also, a reliable, helpful, good natured friend.
You can always rely on Ronnie to lend a hand when needed; he's a top bloke!
Top Bloke by jkmattf March 11, 2018

Good Bloke 

A term typically used by Australians, defining a male who has overall good social qualities.
Guy 1: Davo's a really nice lad
Guy 2: Yeah hes a fuckin' good bloke aye
Good Bloke by topbloke1234 March 30, 2014
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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