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A Blokie is when two or more tradies engage in sexual activities on the job site causing Budget blowouts and missed deadlines within the building industry. A Half Blokie is same trade sex and a Full Blokie inter-trades sex. the most common being between Electricians and site apprentices. Blokies generally only occur during actual work hours, never during smoko breaks and always lead to projects running way past time of completion which is why almost all building jobs are half arsed and require call backs and always run over budget. While the Portaloo is the preferred place to engage in a quick Blokie, anywhere on the job site that is convenient will usually be adequate to be considered a Blokie. A Blokie can only occur on the construction site on the client time and expense and any sexual interaction outside said job site is not considered a Blokie. While all the trades are known to enjoy a quick Blokie, electricians seem to enjoy it the most which is where they got their reputation for being a bit 'Dandy' although so far, that reputation is specific to the South Pacific.
The job is running way behind because the Electrician and the plumber keep disappearing to the portaloo for a quick blokie. This is their third one today and at this rate we are never gonna get any work done.
Hey Johno, fancy a quick blokie?
Blokie by Unas Oculus January 17, 2025
A Blokie is when two or more tradies engage in sexual activities on the job site causing Budget blowouts and missed deadlines within the building industry. A Half Blokie is same trade sex and a Full Blokie inter-trades sex. the most common being between Electricians and site apprentices. Blokies generally only occur during actual work hours, never during smoko breaks and always lead to projects running way past time of completion which is why almost all building jobs are half arsed and require call backs and always run over budget. While the Portaloo is the preferred place to engage in a quick Blokie, anywhere on the job site that is convenient will usually be adequate to be considered a Blokie. A Blokie can only occur on the construction site on the client time and expense and any sexual interaction outside said job site is not considered a Blokie. While all the trades are known to enjoy a quick Blokie, electricians seem to enjoy it the most which is where they got their reputation for being a bit 'Dandy' although so far, that reputation is specific to the South Pacific.
The job is running way behind because the Electrician and the plumber keep disappearing to the portaloo for a quick blokie. This is their third one today and at this rate we are never gonna get any work done.
Hey Johno, fancy a quick blokie?
Blokie by Unas Oculus January 17, 2025
Related Words
Blokie • Bookie • bloke • bookies • blowie • brokie • blowies • blokette • blonkie • blogie
A "blokie" is an adult straight woman who dresses typically in masculine/male clothing and does not conform to stereotypical femininity. Different from "butch" as that refers to lesbian women, different than "tomboy" as that is mainly used for children and teenagers and people generally expect their "tomboy" qualities to be a phase
"Hey you're pretty cute, can I have your number?" "oh sorry, i'm not into other women, i'm a blokie"
Blokie by crunchball November 8, 2025

brokiends 

The created meaning of word BroKiends("bro-kins") is the title that can be given to a man or men that are brother(s) in behavior, love and attitude towards another person or person(s) male or female. Person can be family-Kin, a friend or non-blood relationship that has been chosen. Origin from the words: Brother + Kin + Friend (s). Word printed in book Titled: When Opportunity Knocks.
1. They are my Brokiends}from another mother. 2. The BroKiends spoke among themselves to devise a plan to help their sick friend. 3. I do not have blood sister or brother but I do have my Brokiend

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.
Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018
An Australian compliment regarding a male who is the type of fellow everyone wants to hang out with and have a beer with. Also, a reliable, helpful, good natured friend.
You can always rely on Ronnie to lend a hand when needed; he's a top bloke!
Top Bloke by jkmattf March 11, 2018

Good Bloke 

A term typically used by Australians, defining a male who has overall good social qualities.
Guy 1: Davo's a really nice lad
Guy 2: Yeah hes a fuckin' good bloke aye
Good Bloke by topbloke1234 March 30, 2014
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Oblication 

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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring β€” one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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