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the act of being such a fucking looser where you play for 18 hours a day, with 10 minute breaks every 6 hours, and 100 pushup punishment if you loose a single uhc game (still weights 400 pounds).

The wierdo on top of weekly lb's is being such a bloje.

bloje by vragon March 12, 2021

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Bloje

A Bloje is a friendly act one does to another to show their appreciation to a friend or familly

Yo riggz, dash me a quick fatniggastinky bloje
i could really do with a bloje, sam

Bloje by RiggzThePigz May 25, 2019

Related Words

Bloje • Blojealous • bloke • blode • bloj • Blobe • blojo • blojob • blobject • blocean

Bloje

Noun; a blowjob

yo trace you didn't tell me you got a bloje from peyton last weekend.

Bloje by ButterwithanM October 10, 2017

Word of the Day on October 11, 2017

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.

I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.

Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018

Top Bloke

An Australian compliment regarding a male who is the type of fellow everyone wants to hang out with and have a beer with. Also, a reliable, helpful, good natured friend.

You can always rely on Ronnie to lend a hand when needed; he's a top bloke!

Top Bloke by jkmattf March 11, 2018

Good Bloke

A term typically used by Australians, defining a male who has overall good social qualities.

Guy 1: Davo's a really nice lad
Guy 2: Yeah hes a fuckin' good bloke aye

Good Bloke by topbloke1234 March 30, 2014

Blope

The black Pope.

One day, the Vatican will be led by a man from Africa, and he will be known to all as The Blope, the Black Pope.

Blope by NiraMillson June 28, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026