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Bloj
Bloj (Noun)
A psychological condition or phobia characterized by an intense fear or anxiety caused by the contemplation or perception of alternate pasts, typically provoked by false, distorted, or speculative depictions of historical events.
A psychological condition or phobia characterized by an intense fear or anxiety caused by the contemplation or perception of alternate pasts, typically provoked by false, distorted, or speculative depictions of historical events.
As an avid reader of alternate history novels, Jake felt a sudden bloj when he stumbled upon a story depicting a dystopian world where the Cold War had led to nuclear devastation.
Bloj by Bruhman112 July 1, 2023
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Blojob
"An oral but quite pleasant way to calm down your fuckboy", this term refers to orally stimulating another male's genitals to cause an irruption within him. This act is usually done by the female counterpart, or with someone with feminine characteristics.
Blojob by C0mMaster102 January 15, 2021
Blojaphobia
This is a fear of giving a Blow job to a Guy. If a man's girlfriend has this then the man has no choice but to break up with her.
Dan: Hey Sam did you hear about what happened to John?
Sam: Nah man, what happened?
Dan: He found out his girl friend had Blojaphobia!
Sam: Oh shit... he's screwed man, I don't know what i would do if that happened to me.
Dan: Yea, I know poor John...
Sam: Nah man, what happened?
Dan: He found out his girl friend had Blojaphobia!
Sam: Oh shit... he's screwed man, I don't know what i would do if that happened to me.
Dan: Yea, I know poor John...
Blojaphobia by Italian Xavier April 3, 2012
blo-j
Betty gave me the best blo-j of my life it was so wet and awsome my junk was so clean afterwards i had to practically pry her from my junk... plus it smelt like sunny-d for a week fo sho...
blo-j by Tuffy mc fluffy February 29, 2008
Polo Blojo
The act of vigorously brushing your teeth before performing oral sex on a male. It gives a tingling sensation.
Polo Blojo by TJigg December 22, 2007
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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