bloj

Short for blowjob it's really just the same thing, except people who are lazy who dont wanna say the full word (as they want to save their breath for practicing the fine art of cunnlingus) tend to use this word. Please dont use it in a negative connotation.

"I need a bloj so bad right now"
"I hear Ty Girl gives a sweet bloj!"
"Sick, Dude"

by Jihad November 23, 2003

Bloj

Bloj (Noun)
A psychological condition or phobia characterized by an intense fear or anxiety caused by the contemplation or perception of alternate pasts, typically provoked by false, distorted, or speculative depictions of historical events.

As an avid reader of alternate history novels, Jake felt a sudden bloj when he stumbled upon a story depicting a dystopian world where the Cold War had led to nuclear devastation.

by Bruhman112 July 1, 2023

Blojob

"An oral but quite pleasant way to calm down your fuckboy", this term refers to orally stimulating another male's genitals to cause an irruption within him. This act is usually done by the female counterpart, or with someone with feminine characteristics.

"Blorpie had done a sloppy blojob on her step bro"

by C0mMaster102 January 15, 2021

bloje

the act of being such a fucking looser where you play for 18 hours a day, with 10 minute breaks every 6 hours, and 100 pushup punishment if you loose a single uhc game (still weights 400 pounds).

The wierdo on top of weekly lb's is being such a bloje.

by vragon March 12, 2021

Blojaphobia

This is a fear of giving a Blow job to a Guy. If a man's girlfriend has this then the man has no choice but to break up with her.

Dan: Hey Sam did you hear about what happened to John?
Sam: Nah man, what happened?
Dan: He found out his girl friend had Blojaphobia!
Sam: Oh shit... he's screwed man, I don't know what i would do if that happened to me.
Dan: Yea, I know poor John...

by Italian Xavier April 3, 2012

blo-j

when a girl give you a blow job with a mouth full of Oj "orange juice".

Betty gave me the best blo-j of my life it was so wet and awsome my junk was so clean afterwards i had to practically pry her from my junk... plus it smelt like sunny-d for a week fo sho...

by Tuffy mc fluffy February 29, 2008

Polo Blojo

The act of vigorously brushing your teeth before performing oral sex on a male. It gives a tingling sensation.

"She gave me the Polo Blojo last night, it felt rather odd."

by TJigg December 22, 2007