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the act of being such a fucking looser where you play for 18 hours a day, with 10 minute breaks every 6 hours, and 100 pushup punishment if you loose a single uhc game (still weights 400 pounds).

The wierdo on top of weekly lb's is being such a bloje.

bloje by vragon March 12, 2021

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Bloje

A Bloje is a friendly act one does to another to show their appreciation to a friend or familly

Yo riggz, dash me a quick fatniggastinky bloje
i could really do with a bloje, sam

Bloje by RiggzThePigz May 25, 2019

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Bloje

Noun; a blowjob

yo trace you didn't tell me you got a bloje from peyton last weekend.

Bloje by ButterwithanM October 10, 2017

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Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.

I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.

Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018

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Top Bloke

An Australian compliment regarding a male who is the type of fellow everyone wants to hang out with and have a beer with. Also, a reliable, helpful, good natured friend.

You can always rely on Ronnie to lend a hand when needed; he's a top bloke!

Top Bloke by jkmattf March 11, 2018

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Good Bloke

A term typically used by Australians, defining a male who has overall good social qualities.

Guy 1: Davo's a really nice lad
Guy 2: Yeah hes a fuckin' good bloke aye

Good Bloke by topbloke1234 March 30, 2014

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Blope

The black Pope.

One day, the Vatican will be led by a man from Africa, and he will be known to all as The Blope, the Black Pope.

Blope by NiraMillson June 28, 2010

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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