Bloatmeal

The feeling you get 30 minutes after eating oatmeal.

Everyone is ready to go hiking. Why is James still in the bathroom? "He had a bowl of bloatmeal"

by Mark2020 January 3, 2019

bloatmeal

Combining the cereal (oatmeal) and the way it makes you feel (full and bloated).

I'm stuffed! I had bloatmeal this morning.

by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008

bloatmaxing

Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.

Did you see Grizzly Kyriakos latest walking training?

Yeah dude Grizzly is bloatmaxing hard!

by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018

boatmeal

Not just your average oatmeal. Oatmeal, but with the sense of being whisked away on an exotic cruise.

Derek: I fancy an oaty snack, but oatmeal just doesn't hit the spot.

Jason: Well then, how about some boatmeal?

Derek: HELL, yeah!

*They dance*

by boatmeallover January 13, 2011

broatmeal

- The breakfast of true fraternity brothers which allows them to start off the day correctly. Although a very simple recipe it helps further separate bros from normal society.

- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder

Bro 1: What's up brah?
Bro 2: Not much brah, just eating some broatmeal, before I pound back some natty's.
Bro 1: That's chill.

by HCSig April 4, 2011

boatmeal

short for a boat of oatmeal. It can be thrown as an insult towards someone who is trying to teach you grammar, especially for your comment on social media.

Chad: To whom it may concern,

May thou showeth unto me thine breasts? I do not wish to be improper, or rude. As a male, I am intrigued by your

figure. If you do not wish to showeth thine breasts, I shall not protest or be offended.

Best Wishes, Chad.

Virgin: Remember that verbs with thou are conjugated with the -est ending and the...

Chad: Listen here you boat of oatmeal(boatmeal). I don't come to reddit to be schooled in grammar or English. I come to reddit because I hate myself. keep your high school teacher-ass out of this.

by STD Salmon November 25, 2021

bloatwear

The loose-fitting clothes women wear while menstruating.

Girl 1: I've got the cramps real bad like. I'm retaining water like a sponge.

Girl 2: You should wear your yoga pants.

Girl 1: True that. Gotta love bloatwear.

by Kotoba Palabra November 17, 2016