Bloatmeal

The feeling you get 30 minutes after eating oatmeal.

Everyone is ready to go hiking. Why is James still in the bathroom? "He had a bowl of bloatmeal"

by Mark2020 January 3, 2019

bloatmeal

Combining the cereal (oatmeal) and the way it makes you feel (full and bloated).

I'm stuffed! I had bloatmeal this morning.

by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008