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The loose-fitting clothes women wear while menstruating.
Girl 1: I've got the cramps real bad like. I'm retaining water like a sponge.

Girl 2: You should wear your yoga pants.

Girl 1: True that. Gotta love bloatwear.
by Kotoba Palabra November 17, 2016
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