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bloatmeal
bloatmeal by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008
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bloatmeal • boatmeal • broatmeal • bloatality • blamealoe • blateal • bloatcell • bloatmaxing • bloatmaxxing • bloatwear
bloatmaxing
Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.
bloatmaxing by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018
broatmeal
- The breakfast of true fraternity brothers which allows them to start off the day correctly. Although a very simple recipe it helps further separate bros from normal society.
- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder
- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder
boatmeal
short for a boat of oatmeal. It can be thrown as an insult towards someone who is trying to teach you grammar, especially for your comment on social media.
Chad: To whom it may concern,
May thou showeth unto me thine breasts? I do not wish to be improper, or rude. As a male, I am intrigued by your
figure. If you do not wish to showeth thine breasts, I shall not protest or be offended.
Best Wishes, Chad.
Virgin: Remember that verbs with thou are conjugated with the -est ending and the...
Chad: Listen here you boat of oatmeal(boatmeal). I don't come to reddit to be schooled in grammar or English. I come to reddit because I hate myself. keep your high school teacher-ass out of this.
May thou showeth unto me thine breasts? I do not wish to be improper, or rude. As a male, I am intrigued by your
figure. If you do not wish to showeth thine breasts, I shall not protest or be offended.
Best Wishes, Chad.
Virgin: Remember that verbs with thou are conjugated with the -est ending and the...
Chad: Listen here you boat of oatmeal(boatmeal). I don't come to reddit to be schooled in grammar or English. I come to reddit because I hate myself. keep your high school teacher-ass out of this.
boatmeal by STD Salmon November 25, 2021
bloatwear
Girl 1: I've got the cramps real bad like. I'm retaining water like a sponge.
Girl 2: You should wear your yoga pants.
Girl 1: True that. Gotta love bloatwear.
Girl 2: You should wear your yoga pants.
Girl 1: True that. Gotta love bloatwear.
bloatwear by Kotoba Palabra November 17, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.