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bloatmeal 

Combining the cereal (oatmeal) and the way it makes you feel (full and bloated).
I'm stuffed! I had bloatmeal this morning.
bloatmeal by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008

bloatmaxing 

Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.
Did you see Grizzly Kyriakos latest walking training?

Yeah dude Grizzly is bloatmaxing hard!
bloatmaxing by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018
Not just your average oatmeal. Oatmeal, but with the sense of being whisked away on an exotic cruise.
Derek: I fancy an oaty snack, but oatmeal just doesn't hit the spot.

Jason: Well then, how about some boatmeal?

Derek: HELL, yeah!

*They dance*
boatmeal by boatmeallover January 13, 2011

broatmeal 

- The breakfast of true fraternity brothers which allows them to start off the day correctly. Although a very simple recipe it helps further separate bros from normal society.

- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder
Bro 1: What's up brah?
Bro 2: Not much brah, just eating some broatmeal, before I pound back some natty's.
Bro 1: That's chill.
broatmeal by HCSig April 4, 2011
Word of the Day on February 27, 2014
short for a boat of oatmeal. It can be thrown as an insult towards someone who is trying to teach you grammar, especially for your comment on social media.
Chad: To whom it may concern,

May thou showeth unto me thine breasts? I do not wish to be improper, or rude. As a male, I am intrigued by your

figure. If you do not wish to showeth thine breasts, I shall not protest or be offended.

Best Wishes, Chad.

Virgin: Remember that verbs with thou are conjugated with the -est ending and the...

Chad: Listen here you boat of oatmeal(boatmeal). I don't come to reddit to be schooled in grammar or English. I come to reddit because I hate myself. keep your high school teacher-ass out of this.
boatmeal by STD Salmon November 25, 2021
The loose-fitting clothes women wear while menstruating.
Girl 1: I've got the cramps real bad like. I'm retaining water like a sponge.

Girl 2: You should wear your yoga pants.

Girl 1: True that. Gotta love bloatwear.
bloatwear by Kotoba Palabra November 17, 2016
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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