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bloatmeal
bloatmeal by Pat Buonodono April 10, 2008
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bloatmeal • boatmeal • broatmeal • bloatality • blamealoe • blateal • bloatcell • bloatmaxing • bloatmaxxing • bloatwear
bloatmaxing
Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.
bloatmaxing by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018
broatmeal
- The breakfast of true fraternity brothers which allows them to start off the day correctly. Although a very simple recipe it helps further separate bros from normal society.
- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder
- Broatmeal = oatmeal + milk + protein powder
boatmeal
short for a boat of oatmeal. It can be thrown as an insult towards someone who is trying to teach you grammar, especially for your comment on social media.
Chad: To whom it may concern,
May thou showeth unto me thine breasts? I do not wish to be improper, or rude. As a male, I am intrigued by your
figure. If you do not wish to showeth thine breasts, I shall not protest or be offended.
Best Wishes, Chad.
Virgin: Remember that verbs with thou are conjugated with the -est ending and the...
Chad: Listen here you boat of oatmeal(boatmeal). I don't come to reddit to be schooled in grammar or English. I come to reddit because I hate myself. keep your high school teacher-ass out of this.
May thou showeth unto me thine breasts? I do not wish to be improper, or rude. As a male, I am intrigued by your
figure. If you do not wish to showeth thine breasts, I shall not protest or be offended.
Best Wishes, Chad.
Virgin: Remember that verbs with thou are conjugated with the -est ending and the...
Chad: Listen here you boat of oatmeal(boatmeal). I don't come to reddit to be schooled in grammar or English. I come to reddit because I hate myself. keep your high school teacher-ass out of this.
boatmeal by STD Salmon November 25, 2021
bloatwear
Girl 1: I've got the cramps real bad like. I'm retaining water like a sponge.
Girl 2: You should wear your yoga pants.
Girl 1: True that. Gotta love bloatwear.
Girl 2: You should wear your yoga pants.
Girl 1: True that. Gotta love bloatwear.
bloatwear by Kotoba Palabra November 17, 2016
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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