blamealoe
blamealoe by blamealoelover46 May 3, 2021
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An otherwise blameless life
Spending one's time rubbing elbows with dictators, lobbying on behalf of large corporations, backstabbing business partners, colluding with Russians, and generally being a shady sonuvagun.
First used by Judge T.S. Ellis in his explanation for his sentencing of Paul Manafort.
First used by Judge T.S. Ellis in his explanation for his sentencing of Paul Manafort.
Paul Manafort should only go to jail for 47 months for his crimes which carry a maximum sentence in the decades because he has led an otherwise blameless life.
An otherwise blameless life by TheHobbitsAreGoingtoIsengard March 9, 2019
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blameless
somebody that holds the persona of "not being of blame" ,when infact they are the instigator that has manufactured the whole debacle.
Weak manipulation.
Weak manipulation.
somebody that informs the boss that the coffee,(etc) has been stolen, when they themselves are the thief.
Therefore they are "blameless"
Therefore they are "blameless"
blameless by westaussie June 22, 2009
blameless blacks
blameless blacks by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
blameology
I wanted to say I was sorry, but I could only manage a blameology.
customer: I wish I had been told my product was ready for pick-up two weeks ago.
sales clerk: I am sorry you didn't call to check on the order's status. We have been looking at it for a month.
customer: I wish I had been told my product was ready for pick-up two weeks ago.
sales clerk: I am sorry you didn't call to check on the order's status. We have been looking at it for a month.
blameology by jbird54 April 26, 2011
blameless bob
blameless bob by Bob_Frapples July 13, 2016
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