bloatmaxxing

being a fat fuck but with muscles

Tyrone is too fat to ever get ripped, so he decided to start bloatmaxxing.

by lmao++ March 1, 2024

bloatmaxing

Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.

Did you see Grizzly Kyriakos latest walking training?

Yeah dude Grizzly is bloatmaxing hard!

by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018

Blobmaxxing

The act of deliberately trying to get as fat as possible, often to the point of immobility and being bed bound. Typically this is done as part of a fetish or because the person receives sexual pleasure from gaining weight.

“Dude, have you seen how fat Mia’s been getting lately?”
“Yeah, I’ve heard she’s been blobmaxxing.”
“What the hell is blobmaxxing?”
“Basically she’s getting really fat on purpose and trying to become bed bound.”
“Why on earth would someone get that fat on purpose”
“Idk apparently she has a fetish for it, it turns her on or something”

by T271 April 11, 2024

Bloatlemaxxing

The action of squeezing your testicles repeatedly until they swell to a larger size.

“Yo bro did you see Gerald was bloatlemaxxing at the func? They were turning purple!”

by Purple gerald June 21, 2024