One who cannot drive in blizzard conditions, or chooses to do so and is not prepared. Typically drives a small compact car with very low ground clearance and only 2WD. Will charge a snow bank in hopes of making it through.

Also see Wintard

I can't get down the street. Im gonna have to detour.
Why?
Some Bliztard is blocking the road. They abondoned their car so I can't help pull them out.

Bliztard by Slacker1357 February 10, 2013

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blastard

One who blares rap music at full volume with all windows open in his car, much to the annoyance of anyone else in a 30-foot radius.

Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.

My drive from Atlanta to Orlando was plagued by the presence of a blastard that stuck by me on the highway the whole time. Now there's 8 hours I can't get the fuck back.

blastard by FrackLuke March 17, 2013

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Blitarded

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

Blitarded by Danny Prime October 26, 2011