Blistard
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Blastard
When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.
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Blastardly Deeds
Blastardly Deeds (bah-last-turd-lee dee-dah-zzze)s) verb.
Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.
Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.
Blastardly Deeds by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020
blibtard
Bliztard
One who cannot drive in blizzard conditions, or chooses to do so and is not prepared. Typically drives a small compact car with very low ground clearance and only 2WD. Will charge a snow bank in hopes of making it through.
Also see Wintard
Also see Wintard
I can't get down the street. Im gonna have to detour.
Why?
Some Bliztard is blocking the road. They abondoned their car so I can't help pull them out.
Why?
Some Bliztard is blocking the road. They abondoned their car so I can't help pull them out.
Bliztard by Slacker1357 February 10, 2013
blastard
One who blares rap music at full volume with all windows open in his car, much to the annoyance of anyone else in a 30-foot radius.
Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.
Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.
My drive from Atlanta to Orlando was plagued by the presence of a blastard that stuck by me on the highway the whole time. Now there's 8 hours I can't get the fuck back.