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blibtard 

A Big Liberal Retard. The higher classification for libtard.
Man, he really is a blibtard.
blibtard by ademoogey March 18, 2019
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Bliztard 

One who cannot drive in blizzard conditions, or chooses to do so and is not prepared. Typically drives a small compact car with very low ground clearance and only 2WD. Will charge a snow bank in hopes of making it through.

Also see Wintard
I can't get down the street. Im gonna have to detour.
Why?
Some Bliztard is blocking the road. They abondoned their car so I can't help pull them out.
Bliztard by Slacker1357 February 10, 2013

Blitarded 

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.
Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded
Blitarded by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

Blistard 

An idiot who goes outside during a violent fucking blizzard risking life and limb
"Uncle john is the biggest blistard, someone get him help"
Blistard by Glendales.favourite.elf December 29, 2020

Bliptard 

Saying retard in a nice way instead of pepega.
Me: Look at that guy he plays fortnite
Friend: Yeah what a bliptard
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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