Bengitis

A person that finds their friends funny in a gay way.

Defined as Bengitis:“Omgg Zeke your so funny (in a gay way)”

Bengitis by Zekey freaky July 5, 2026

bongitis

to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.

ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.

bongitis by tedd January 2, 2008

Chronic Bongitis 

Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.

"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1

Chronic Bongitis by theJR April 22, 2010

Benjitis 

You become VARY UGLY were talking Selena Gomez ugly and are prone to farting, gold picking and dancing at random.

(O and your butt will FALL OFF!!!!)

You have Benjitis u will die in around 99999999999999999 years.

Benjitis by John Mcbutt March 7, 2016

BONGITIS

A COUGH BOUGHT ON BY SMOKING TO MANY BONGS

HAY STEVE THAT SOUND LIKE A REALLY BAD COLD YOU HAVE?
NO ITS JUST BONGITIS!

BONGITIS by TIGHT ASS TINSLEY! June 17, 2018

Benitis 

Liking a sexy mofo who's name is Ben

Girl1: Damn, he's sexy
Girl2: His names Ben
Girl1: I think I'm gonna catch me a case of benitis

Benitis by Xantique July 21, 2016

Benitis 

People with Benitis often get upset when talking about politics. People with Benitis also get upset when their "ex" is mentioned due to the memories.

Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about his past.

Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about politics.

Benitis by ThatOtherWhiteKid2020 November 7, 2020