Blindi 

Leng albanian yute

Person1: WHO TOUCHED MY ASS

Person2:it wus blindi ;)
Person1:oh sorry pls do it again
*Blindi proceeds to slap the nyash*
Person1: im only 11 UwU

Blindi by RoseTheEgemenLuvrr May 29, 2022

Cringe blindness 

Cringe blindness occurs when someone is unaware of either the cringey behavior around them or their own cringey behavior. Cringe blindness leads to a lack of any self-awareness or ability to notice social cues. Finally, an individual suffering from cringe blindness will be unaware of their suffering or the suffering of those around them.

Vincent was dancing around the graduation with a towel on his head and kept groping men's shoulders when taking group photos. It was clear to those around that he was suffering from cringe blindness.

Cringe blindness by 1014Tyme May 3, 2021

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.

"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".

Clockweight Blindfold by Woms1 April 20, 2023

Need-blind 

When you need something so bad, that you can't see it even if it's in front of your face.

I looked at the key holder ten times, but I was so need-blind I couldn't find my keys.

Need-blind by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman June 23, 2018

Red eye blind

Red eye blind is military slang for killed by a forehead penetration wound.

The sniper told his team that the terrorist was red eye blind, KIA.

Red eye blind by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

blind bandit 

The undercover identity of Toph Bei-Fong from the TV show "Avatar: The Last Airbender." At a very young age, she signed up for a fighting tournament under this name to escape her parents' detection, and proceeded to kick the asses of all people (mostly grown men) who dare to stand before her.

And now, I give you your champion... The Blind Bandit!

I will offer up this sack of gold to anyone who can defeat the Blind Bandit! ...What? No one dares challenge her?

blind bandit by medianoche27 January 17, 2009