custody
the cherry bakewell is being held in custody after raping a rhubarb crumble. No wait... thats custardy!
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Custody
Custody of the police or a puzzle factory.
While the police are busy taking the guy with the Madonna tattoo on his chest into custody, nobody is paying attention to the girl with the Elvis riding a dragon tattoo on her chest, saying that if she flexes her muscles that somebody needs to bring her some toilet paper so she can wipe the dragon's ass. She should also be taken into custody, are people going to let her get away with that?
Custody by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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custody
The act of pouring Custard all over somebody and their nipples and then eating it off with a set of chopsticks
You know I be into custody bitch, Now get it from the fridge and get on my shit *rubs nipples cutely*
custody by Friedpicklegaming May 30, 2026
custody Nazi
Someone, most likely a divorcing woman, that holds her child for ransom and controls the custodial arrangements until the court order starts.
custody Nazi by mister_S_2011 August 4, 2011
custody hangover
When a complicated holiday visitation schedule was agreed upon when you were a child and your parents divorced, and violating it now (years after it has legally expired) would start world war 3 in your family.
"Why don't you and Darren spend Christmas together? You've been dating for 5 years!"
"Oh, I still have a custody hangover."
"Oh, I still have a custody hangover."
custody hangover by firefoxx66 December 15, 2016
Custody By Default
When you don't actually get custody of your children, however they turn 18 and can do whatever they want anyways.
Lindsey claims she won her custody case however it was custody by default because her daughter turned 18.
Custody By Default by Turd Flusher Magoo July 24, 2023
Custody-by-Cop
The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.
Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.
Custody-by-Cop by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025
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