custody

when a pudding is imrisoned agaist its will for committing a cake crime.

the cherry bakewell is being held in custody after raping a rhubarb crumble. No wait... thats custardy!

by runnybum December 1, 2005

custodial

The last hit on a bowl of marijuana.

You can have the custodial, but you'll have to load a fresh one.

by BringTheBandalore September 25, 2015

Protective Custody

Protective custody is the place in county jail where the snitches, child molesters and homosexuals are placed. PC for short. PC punks are what the inmates are called.

Dumbass is now in protective custody because he snitched to the guards about homeboy making pruno.

by ronmetrx1 June 20, 2011

Friend Custody

When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.

Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight?

Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.

by thebetterfriend2 March 20, 2010

Custodial Intercom

Noun: Garbage chute

"Hey, have you seen Dave?"

"Let's see if we can reach him on the custodial intercom."

by CDuFF105 July 27, 2008

custody Nazi

Someone, most likely a divorcing woman, that holds her child for ransom and controls the custodial arrangements until the court order starts.

Geri is being a complete custody Nazi to Jason, he hasn't seen his daughter since the 20th.

by mister_S_2011 August 4, 2011

Custodial Engineer

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!

"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."

by IIIIXIII313 October 12, 2007