Flenching

The act of answering a question that has no correct answers.

The teacher must be flenching me on this on.

I’ve been flenched! What should I do?

I’m calling your flench Jack. There are no correct answers.

Flenching by PEKKA_SLAYER March 19, 2021

Flenching

The action of going somewhere or do something on your own. Often used as a way to get someone away from you by mentioning he should do something on his own and leave the others alone.

Your just trash man, go flench off Sebastian.

This guy is too young for the group, he then went flenching around the park.

Flenching by mantisisgoat June 24, 2019

Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

Buttock-clenching by JMUK July 17, 2012

the fencing emoji 🤺 

supergoop every single day

____ 🤺 ____ I SAY 🤺 (if you cant tell, that is the fencing emoji 🤺 btw)

the fencing emoji 🤺 by bubbles December 12, 2020

Fleecing the buffalo 

Skinning a buffalo fish, which has two layers of skin/scales

Andrew Zimmern hears this terms from a Mississippi River man in S18:E3 of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern.

Sorry, Andrew. You told every viewer to look this up on Urban Dictionary, but it doesn't mean whatever innuendo you hoped it would

Jim Bob: alright, it's about time to start fleecing the buffalo
Billy Bob: you mean the fish, or something else?
Jim Bob: oh, you know what I mean ;)

Fleecing the buffalo by justclarissa September 20, 2017

Finching 

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.

"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."

Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010