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Caught Blesing 

Caught Blesing is when your sucking on your girls tits and then her dad walks in while your doing it. It’s an awful thing to think about, but May happen sometime in your life
Mannn I was caught Blesing last night when my father in law walked in
Caught Blesing by funnymanbro April 14, 2022

Body Blaming 

Blaming someone for their body traits. The act of discriminating someone with abnormalities in their body.
"It is your fault you can't reach the top shelf. You're short after all." Body Blaming

Body blaming is worst than body shaming.
Body Blaming by ill ness November 9, 2021
The art of belming is to protrude your lower lip outwards by inserting your tongue between your lower teeth and lip and extending your tongue forwards so.

The clear implication of belming at someone is that either;

- You don't really believe a word they are saying.
- You think they're a MONG and not really worthy of proper conduct.

The act of belming can be enhanced in either of two ways, preferably both;

- Stroking the extended chin at the same time. The longer the strokes, the more you're infering that lies are being told.

- Saying the world 'belm' at the same time. Quite a difficult word to say clearly when your tongue is sticking your lower lip out, but effective all the same.
If a friend was to state "Yes, that Saturday evening really was fun. I had both Kate Moss and Linda Evangelista fighting to take me home" you would be quite within your rights to say "Oh, really..." while belming all the while.
Belming by James J. Foley February 20, 2009

video blaming 

the act of blaming everything for making you not do well in a videogame.
Guy 1: dude WTF my dog just walked by me and made me die.

Guy 2: quit your video blaming you just suck.

victim blaming 

Victim blaming is blaming the victim for a crime they didn't commit. Victim blaming is being blamed for somebody else's actions.
Think of victim blaming as when someone's raped, they (police, judge, counselor, whoever) always ask the victim what they were wearing, how they were wearing it, etc.
victim blaming by laura.mgc August 8, 2016
When one has Swagger; Usually decked out in Nike or Polo; presents himself/herself with confidence and superiority. Might be seen wearing two headbands but is always seen with at least one. Considered a King of Oneself.

Amazing in bed, gleaming with pride afterwards.
Man did you see Stewies yesterday? Ya that nikka was Bleeing like a muddafuxxa.
Bleeing by King of Oneself October 21, 2010