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blueming 

When your depression is getting worse you are blueming. Similar to getting the blues and a flower blooming, your blues are blooming. Hence, blueming.
Lately, I haven’t been eating and I just sleep all day. I guess I’m blueming.
blueming by nano90 June 7, 2022
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Blueing In 

So high that you pasted greening out, past the greenzone, INTO the bluezone. Blueing In. Anything trips you out in the blue zone.
DAMN I think Jeff is blueing in. I wish I was there right now.
Blueing In by Shagey420 March 18, 2011
Something that shines bright in the human eye
The sun is bleming today
Bleming by Tayyyyuuuu December 18, 2018

bluemango 

Man, that guy that tried to argue while knowing nothing about what he was talking about really pulled a bluemango...
bluemango by GranDream February 3, 2005

Blumming 

When you're at a child's party at a Long Island bowling all and inadvertently grab a cup of beer and spill it on your tits.
"Oh man what just happened? She's blumming all the beers."
Blumming by WhoMeNever March 31, 2015
The act of cleverly tricking and deceiving people that are considered to fall under the classification "asshole".

Also:
The act of being; Skinny, tall, and a teacher.
I was bluming those robbers by saying that the safe is in the meat locker. Its not, and they are all trapped now.
Bluming by dilydaly123 February 26, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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