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When one has Swagger; Usually decked out in Nike or Polo; presents himself/herself with confidence and superiority. Might be seen wearing two headbands but is always seen with at least one. Considered a King of Oneself.

Amazing in bed, gleaming with pride afterwards.
Man did you see Stewies yesterday? Ya that nikka was Bleeing like a muddafuxxa.
Bleeing by King of Oneself October 21, 2010
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bleeding side 

A band from southeast

GA with front man Tre' L
bleeding side rocks!!! I love those guys!!!
bleeding side by Longdongducky October 13, 2011

bleeding diarrhea 

a sign that Satan is real
I have bleeding diarrhea. what the hell did i do?

Caught Blesing 

Caught Blesing is when your sucking on your girls tits and then her dad walks in while your doing it. It’s an awful thing to think about, but May happen sometime in your life
Mannn I was caught Blesing last night when my father in law walked in
Caught Blesing by funnymanbro April 14, 2022

The Bleeding Twats 

One of North Carolina's best punk bands. Formed in 2008 and beginning with only two members, the band has become a common name in the underground punk scene. Picking up a bass player in 2010 as well as many new songs, they're gaining in popularity. Even opening for people such as CJ Ramone.
Did you catch The Bleeding Twats last night, They fucked my life up!

Bleeding Rivers

To bitch and moan constantly to the point where it feels there is a river of menstrol blood flowing through the room you are standing in.

Both Male and Female can and do bleed rivers.
"Ah man I got home late last night and my mother was bleeding RIVERS on me"

- dude spills drink on another dude
person 1 "WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
person 2"Stop bleeding rivers man it was an accident"
person 1"Your right brotha, its cahz"
Bleeding Rivers by Kurdumbri March 8, 2011

bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.
Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!
bleeding turds by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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