Bleardo

A beardo is person who takes there hair and puts it under there to make a fake beard

Girl : is that a beard

Girl: no its a ponytail
Bleardo is a person with a ponytail under their 👃

by Wonderful catt7800075e2🐱 June 16, 2018

Blardon

A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)

God Sam, you're such a Blardon!

by MergedCrane November 12, 2010

Beardophile

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.

You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!

by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013

beardo

A weirdo with a beard.

In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos.

I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.

by el kevo May 15, 2005

Beardo

A male specimen whose wildly bushy beard acts a shield of armor to conceal the underlying inner weirdo from the outer world.

Sorry sir, we have a strict policy of not hiring beardos at the day care center. ZZ Top reached considerable fame despite being fronted by two beardos. The CCTV agency has yet to solve the "beardo factor". The newsroom has been receiving mounting complaints of a beardo shouting at joggers in the park. He thought of himself as an enigma riddled with mystery, while his co-workers felt he was an unsettling beardo.

by triumphofthetonguetwister August 26, 2022

bleard

Comes from a misspelling of Blackbeard the pirate. In this misspelling a character had been created out of his beard and is said to eat clits and is infested with rats. The beard itself is its own organism with fully functioning organ systems. The name if this organism is bleard.

sara: hey bri just make sure blackbeard doesn't eat your clit
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about

by charli minaj-nikci April 3, 2020

beardosaur

A person with an insane beard.

Girl 1: OMG, did you see Jenna's new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a total beardosaur

by Scarsz May 19, 2018