Bleardo
Bleardo by Wonderful catt7800075e2🐱 June 16, 2018
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Blardon
Blardon by MergedCrane November 12, 2010
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Bleardo • Beardo • Beardophile • bleard • beardog • beardoggin • Beardo Head • Beardologist • Beardom • Beardo McGee
Beardophile
Beardophile by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013
Beardo
A male specimen whose wildly bushy beard acts a shield of armor to conceal the underlying inner weirdo from the outer world.
Sorry sir, we have a strict policy of not hiring beardos at the day care center. ZZ Top reached considerable fame despite being fronted by two beardos. The CCTV agency has yet to solve the "beardo factor". The newsroom has been receiving mounting complaints of a beardo shouting at joggers in the park. He thought of himself as an enigma riddled with mystery, while his co-workers felt he was an unsettling beardo.
Beardo by triumphofthetonguetwister August 26, 2022
bleard
Comes from a misspelling of Blackbeard the pirate. In this misspelling a character had been created out of his beard and is said to eat clits and is infested with rats. The beard itself is its own organism with fully functioning organ systems. The name if this organism is bleard.
sara: hey bri just make sure blackbeard doesn't eat your clit
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about
bleard by charli minaj-nikci April 3, 2020
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beardosaur by Scarsz May 19, 2018
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