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bleachin 

when black people modify how it is that they sound, in order to sound more "white"
My frends in the hood always give me a hard time because of how I answer the phone at work. They'll call me and be like "stop bleachin, it's me. you don't gotta answer like that".
bleachin by veinteuno February 14, 2014

Gone Beachin' 

1. The act of going to the beach or beaches for any purpose. It could be for just simply laying out, long walks, relaxing with friends, water sports, sports on the beach, flying a kite, fishing, running, etc. You name it. If it involves going to the beach, then you have Gone Beachin' my friend.

2. The name of a kick ass beachwear apparel and merchandise company (www.GoneBeachin.com)
1. You should've gone beachin' with me bro. There were some totally gnarly waves out there!

2. Person A: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on a second. Dude. Where did you get that kick ass stuff?!?!

Person B: Gone Beachin'. Get on my level.
Beachin is an action, a process, a way of life, and a philosophy. Beachin involves finding an empty beach and laying in the sand with your friends staring at the universe. It involves discussing deep life issues, sociopolitical issues, philosophy, etc. However, it can also include relaxed conversation. The ocean breeze is very relaxing and comforting. Beachin is an art and if done properly can be at the height of the human experience. Beachin is also a form of chillin since it is very relaxing even though it can consist of serious conversation. Beaching provides a great view of the open ocean. Beachin is related to Roofin. Beachin is the best.
Guy 1: Yo were Beachin!!!
*deep conversation*

Guy 2: Yo look at that star!

Guy 3: Oh Shoot!

Guy 4: Were Beachin
*deep conversation*

*deep conversation*

Girl 1: were Beachin!

*deep conversation*

Girl 2: Hell yea!

*deep conversation*

Girl 3: Look at that star!!

Girl 4: I think that is a planet over there? What do you think Guy 2?

Guy 2: Yea I think it is!

*deep conversation*
*deep conversation*
Beachin by Beachinisreal December 24, 2013

anal bleaching 

Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.

The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.

The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.

When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.

This last observation puzzled Canula.
Bleachie a racial slur or a offense word used against people with light skin no matter there ethnicity
“Fucking Bleachie’s on the beach tryna get a tan lmaooo”
Bleachie by Jdjjdd August 29, 2023

Bottom Bleaching 

<noun> Slang

1) A process which involves bleaching the area surrounding your anus to look the same shade of skin colour as the rest of your body so it looks as clean as possible.

==> Vanessa Feltz is credited with coining the term in an article she wrote about the procedure.
"That porn star is getting her bottom bleached so men won't know that she actually uses her arse for other things than getting spanked and fucked by 9 inch cocks."
Bottom Bleaching by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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