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Blatant Idiot 

Someone who is much beyond an average idiot, and has quite simply become so stupid it is ridiculous.
A person may be a blatant idiot if they ask stupid questions, or think an apple is an orange.
the act of licking another person's eyeball with one's tongue; blatany derives from the Latin "blattire" meaning "to lick seeing-organ."

The word entered regular English usage through a bad Full Metal Alchemist anime dub in which the name of the character Gluttony was translated as Blatany. The modern definition is thought to have arisen from association with the character's distinguishing tongue and unholy hunger.
Blatany is the sweetest sin, baby. Hold still while I run my tip across your--OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD FEELING IN THE WORLD! Why would anyone lick anyone else's eyeball!?

Leviticus 18:36-38 - Thou shalt not blatanize with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Actually, don't do it with womankind, either; that stuff is nasty. And she probably won't be into it, either.
Let me tell you Bro, it's not gonna help your chances of impressing her. Not one bit.
blatany by ElJavo May 13, 2010

bathandwa 

Probably the sexiest being alive. Most trustworthy person you could come across and knows how to make you smile. Mean at times but easy to get along with. Has the most beautiful eyes and can make you fall in love with them at first glance. Bathandwa is Beautiful and melanin popping! Bathandwa is known for always doing the most!
Bathandwa makes me feel some typa way!

The Pinnacle of Blatant 

To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have just done whilst still feeling the effects.
'fuck off we're wasted'
'i wanna go homebase man'
'SHIT! that was like the pinnacle of blatant!'
Very noticeable; used in reference to rude or malicious intent/behavior.
His blatant favoritism didn't win him many firends amongst the other competitors.
Blatant by Diggity Monkeez March 28, 2005

blatantize 

Making something extremely or ridiculously obvious for unknown or stupid reasons.
Why must he blatantize the fact that he is a moron?
blatantize by XA-9 October 11, 2008