blatany

the act of licking another person's eyeball with one's tongue; blatany derives from the Latin "blattire" meaning "to lick seeing-organ."

The word entered regular English usage through a bad Full Metal Alchemist anime dub in which the name of the character Gluttony was translated as Blatany. The modern definition is thought to have arisen from association with the character's distinguishing tongue and unholy hunger.

Blatany is the sweetest sin, baby. Hold still while I run my tip across your--OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD FEELING IN THE WORLD! Why would anyone lick anyone else's eyeball!?

Leviticus 18:36-38 - Thou shalt not blatanize with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Actually, don't do it with womankind, either; that stuff is nasty. And she probably won't be into it, either.
Let me tell you Bro, it's not gonna help your chances of impressing her. Not one bit.

by ElJavo May 13, 2010

Blatay

Somebody is black, fat, and gay. This man once attacked four girls for insulting his J's, sending one to the hospital and requiring five teachers to pull him off of them. Source: NEXT High School

Didn't you hear Blatay called the computer teacher a cracker?

by n1k1 February 15, 2020

Blatant Idiot

Someone who is much beyond an average idiot, and has quite simply become so stupid it is ridiculous.

A person may be a blatant idiot if they ask stupid questions, or think an apple is an orange.

by Monkey man3000 June 19, 2009

Blatay

a nigga named anthony

nigger blatay

by n1k1 February 15, 2020

The Pinnacle of Blatant

To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have just done whilst still feeling the effects.

'fuck off we're wasted'
'i wanna go homebase man'
'SHIT! that was like the pinnacle of blatant!'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 2, 2005

Blatant

Very noticeable; used in reference to rude or malicious intent/behavior.

His blatant favoritism didn't win him many firends amongst the other competitors.

by Diggity Monkeez March 28, 2005

blatantize

Making something extremely or ridiculously obvious for unknown or stupid reasons.

Why must he blatantize the fact that he is a moron?

by XA-9 October 11, 2008