beardophilia

An abnormal obsession/attraction to beards and men with facial hair.

I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!

by Treegerson October 25, 2013

Beardophile

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.

You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!

by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013

Bedophilia

a love for being in bed, lying in bed, staying in bed... a love for all things about being in bed.

I am a bedophiliac.

I was overcome by a wave of bedophilia this morning.

I am a bedophile.

by white lupine wave February 4, 2015

beastophiliac

The act of having sex with animal corpses

Mahin is a heavy beastophiliac

by Mahin butane May 7, 2017

Bearophilia

Bearophilia-describing the particular sexual obsession or attraction to bears. (Bear) the term to describe the subgroup in homosexual culture identified as a heavy set physical appearance; body hair and facial hair.

‘That Greg is always hanging around those big men, I think he has bearophilia’

by wxbearx July 5, 2010

beardophile

A person either Male or Female and whom has an unhealthy obsession with the facial hair worn by others. A Beardophile will often and sometimes without permission stroke or fondle the facial hair of others without asking for permission. Or the Beardophile may ask to fondle said beard and ignore the response by the bearded person and Fondle the beard anyway.

At the company pick-nick two co-workers are talking and the office Beardophile buts in.

Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?

by Drexx McCloud December 17, 2015

Beardophile

A bearded paedophile

See that beardophile on TV last night? Disgusting!

by Rossicos July 22, 2011