Beardophile 

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.

You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!

Beardophile by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013

beardophile 

A person either Male or Female and whom has an unhealthy obsession with the facial hair worn by others. A Beardophile will often and sometimes without permission stroke or fondle the facial hair of others without asking for permission. Or the Beardophile may ask to fondle said beard and ignore the response by the bearded person and Fondle the beard anyway.

At the company pick-nick two co-workers are talking and the office Beardophile buts in.

Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?

beardophile by Drexx McCloud December 17, 2015

Beardophile 

A bearded paedophile

See that beardophile on TV last night? Disgusting!

Beardophile by Rossicos July 22, 2011

Beardophile 

A person who is physically attracted to beards; a person who seeks out others specifically for their beard; a love of beards.

“That girl only liked me for my beard, she is such a beardophile.”

Beardophile by 2Dogs1CatMama April 9, 2021

Beanophile 

(Alternatively: Fabophile)

1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.

It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"

A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true

Beanophile by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016

breadophile

someone that has the sudden urge to rape a loaf of bread and is arrested for it

That sick fuck was arrsted for having sex with a loaf of sour dough and was labeled a breadophile

breadophile by Joe Busey August 22, 2009

beardophilia

An abnormal obsession/attraction to beards and men with facial hair.

I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!

beardophilia by Treegerson October 25, 2013