Blardification 

Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.

"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"

"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"

"No-"

The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.

Blardification by ahahahahahhahahha April 17, 2021

blackification

The process of becoming "black." Doesn't have to be surgical; it's more often related to the imitation of the stereotyped black culture by other races. Often includes learning to rap or wearing bling-bling.

"I used to be a nerdy white dude but thanks to blackification I have become a cold-blooded, black as night, gangsta!"

blackification by noheropage October 17, 2006

Barbification 

The process of become a Barb or a die-hard Nicki Minaj stan. It starts out with learning all her songs by heart and ends up with a pink wig thick ass.

Lola: Have you seen Ciara ! She came to school with a Pink wig on, she must have been listening to the Pink Friday album!

Ray-Ray: I heard she got into barbification and is trying to be Nicki Minaj's number one fan!

Barbification by CiarasCattyCunt February 21, 2021

Lardification

The transformation of a skinny or average man into an morbidly obese man using extreme measures to gain weight

Darrell- I’ve been trying lardification but I find it hard to chug down two pounds of liquified butter
Liam- I’m consulting a therapist

Lardification by Raichu_Gamer August 11, 2021

Barnification 

1. The idea that we all don't advance much above that stupid Barney the Dinosaur song, "I love you..." The most popular "musicans" sing simple stupid songs while gyrating around the stage in strange outfits putting on bizarre performances, distracting people from the fact that they have no actual musical talent...Yet everyone sings along as if it's brilliant, just like three year olds to Barney.
2. The ability of people to do or believe whatever everyone else is telling them to do or believe without thinking for themselves

Watching Rianna drag her finger along the bottom string of a guitar while people in the audience were "awed" by her guitar playing talent, I realized Barnification was in full force.

Barnification by Keelster August 14, 2010

Blamification 

A state of mind caused by the kind of eating you might do at Thanksgiving, where you eat as much food as you can - then take a short break - then eat as much food as you can again.

Between mom's turkey and dad's pumpkin pie, I think i've reached Blamification.

No way dude, just take a break and eat some more.

Blamification by J G percussion May 11, 2011

Bearidificationism 

A Religion that believes and practices the act of blowing your own dick while throwing up.

Alex constantly practices the arts of Bearidificationism.

Bearidificationism by DementedMonkeyBoner October 4, 2011