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Blamification

A state of mind caused by the kind of eating you might do at Thanksgiving, where you eat as much food as you can - then take a short break - then eat as much food as you can again.
Between mom's turkey and dad's pumpkin pie, I think i've reached Blamification.

No way dude, just take a break and eat some more.
by J G percussion May 11, 2011
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slamification

The ramification or consequence that is the post-coital awkwardness that may ensue from fast-tracking with a friend.
Carlos and Derek are super close friends, but as a result of their fast-tracking, when they are alone they often experience uncomfortable slamification.
by Professor Cummysocks July 11, 2017
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Clamification

Clamification- the process in which your hands get all clammy from sweat.
Trin- Hey caitlin, how are you?
Caitlin - not great ive been going through a lot of clamification recently
Trin- oh no liam relates.
by TRIN QUOTES September 9, 2018
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Blardification

Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.
"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"

"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"

"No-"

The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.
by ahahahahahhahahha April 17, 2021
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blackification

The process of becoming "black." Doesn't have to be surgical; it's more often related to the imitation of the stereotyped black culture by other races. Often includes learning to rap or wearing bling-bling.
"I used to be a nerdy white dude but thanks to blackification I have become a cold-blooded, black as night, gangsta!"
by noheropage October 17, 2006
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BATification

The process of facing the reality of life and doing the needful for the Country to Grow Back To Her Great Status.
“We all need to go through the #BATification Process and get #BATified , the Country is in a Mess.”
by Ibot Daniels January 23, 2023
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Llamification

Llamification (n) - the process by which one's appendix is replaced by a llama
"Boy, that llamification was totally worth it, now my appendix is out and I'm attached to a llama!"
"Boy, that llamification was totally worth it, now my appendix is out and I'm attached to a llama!"
by Ma'am by the Ocean April 3, 2009
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