The transformation of a skinny or average man into an morbidly obese man using extreme measures to gain weight
Darrell- I’ve been trying lardification but I find it hard to chug down two pounds of liquified butter
Liam- I’m consulting a therapist
Liam- I’m consulting a therapist
by Raichu_Gamer August 11, 2021
Get the Lardification mug.Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.
"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"
"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"
"No-"
The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.
"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"
"No-"
The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.
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When one male friend takes the lead in a team activity condemning other members of the team to certain failure on their own personal ventures for the satisfaction of his own needs which the rest of the team can, in hindsight, appreciate as an action that they too would have taken if they were in the same situation thus exempting the perpetrator from any punishment.
To become exempt from a selfish act as the victims of the act empathise with your reasons.
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When one LAD takes his group of friends on a wild goose chase after one woman after sacking off a different group of women (with Ladiquette) that his friends were talking to without telling his friends the real reason why they are travelling across an Island to get another drink. When the truth becomes known by the group of friends that the LAD has taken it upon himself to selfishly shape an evenings antics the LAD is exempt from any punishment because of Ladification which is when the group of friends accept that they have done or would have done the exact same thing in the same situation.
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When a Football player takes a volley on the rebound shouting 'Keepers Gift' even if it is up at the halfway line.
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When one LAD takes his group of friends on a wild goose chase after one woman after sacking off a different group of women (with Ladiquette) that his friends were talking to without telling his friends the real reason why they are travelling across an Island to get another drink. When the truth becomes known by the group of friends that the LAD has taken it upon himself to selfishly shape an evenings antics the LAD is exempt from any punishment because of Ladification which is when the group of friends accept that they have done or would have done the exact same thing in the same situation.
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When a Football player takes a volley on the rebound shouting 'Keepers Gift' even if it is up at the halfway line.
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Get the tardification mug.The act of lawling so uncontrollably that you wet your pants a little. Usually started when a noob does something stupid.
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