Lardification

The transformation of a skinny or average man into an morbidly obese man using extreme measures to gain weight

Darrell- I’ve been trying lardification but I find it hard to chug down two pounds of liquified butter
Liam- I’m consulting a therapist

Lardification by Raichu_Gamer August 11, 2021

Blardification 

Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.

"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"

"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"

"No-"

The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.

Blardification by ahahahahahhahahha April 17, 2021

Ladification 

When one male friend takes the lead in a team activity condemning other members of the team to certain failure on their own personal ventures for the satisfaction of his own needs which the rest of the team can, in hindsight, appreciate as an action that they too would have taken if they were in the same situation thus exempting the perpetrator from any punishment.

To become exempt from a selfish act as the victims of the act empathise with your reasons.

OR LIKE

When one LAD takes his group of friends on a wild goose chase after one woman after sacking off a different group of women (with Ladiquette) that his friends were talking to without telling his friends the real reason why they are travelling across an Island to get another drink. When the truth becomes known by the group of friends that the LAD has taken it upon himself to selfishly shape an evenings antics the LAD is exempt from any punishment because of Ladification which is when the group of friends accept that they have done or would have done the exact same thing in the same situation.

OR LIKE

When a Football player takes a volley on the rebound shouting 'Keepers Gift' even if it is up at the halfway line.

Ladification by ReubensChase April 19, 2013

laudificationally 

Extolling with praise.

Her A+ average speaks laudificationally of her ability to perform as an exceptional student

laudificationally by sisthy November 29, 2013

lagnification 

the action of magnifying or distorting something, expressed as an effect

we can apply this same technique to printing in finer grades, without a lagnification in the quality"

lagnification by Marc2.0 June 19, 2023

tardification 

The Process Of Becoming A Tard.

Jess is such a tard now, it was a very unexpected tardification.

tardification by Du-Hanz January 18, 2008

Lawlificationism

The act of lawling so uncontrollably that you wet your pants a little. Usually started when a noob does something stupid.

Adam and Jessi had a lawlificationism when they started talking about making stupid words.

Lawlificationism by Sportstar17 October 18, 2008