Blanket Bro 

A person who copes with loneliness by spooning/cuddling with blankets.

Tyler Wyrick needs to get a girlfriend so he can stop being such a blanket bro.

Blanket Bro by ImitableAnimal October 17, 2014

blanket banana brown bingo 

The gentlemanly game of attempting to take your morning dump with a raging blanket banana without pissing allover yourself or anyone else nearby.

Brian: "Why are you all wet"
Steve: "I just finished playing Blanket Banana Brown Bingo. I lost."

blanket banana brown bingo by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

brown blanket 

philly, white owl, blunt wrap etc.

Hey man, pick up a brown blanket at the store.

brown blanket by c dub213 October 16, 2008

Brown blanket 

A brown blanket is when someone defecates on ones body and the feces is wrapped on the person forming a blanket. If done with diarrhea this is know as a Wet blanket

Son sometimes in life you have to get creative in bed last night after I ate that chipotle I gave your mom a wet blanket and she’s never slept better. I get it now can I give sis a brown blanket tonight. Why yes you can son after all we live in Mississippi.

Brown blanket by PussySlayerxxx69 October 7, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

blanketbox

Hotboxing underneath a blanket to maximize the effects of smoking or vaping weed

“I can’t make it to the dispensary until the weekend. Gonna have to blanketbox.”

blanketbox by PengoonTheGreat December 11, 2025