Blankaism

A philosophical system founded on a belief of an “Objective opinion”.

“The fnaf movie is objectively good!”
“That’s just Blankaism bro…”

Blankaism by god save the bongoes December 19, 2023

Biancaism 

Discriminating our friend Bianca. She smells, stinks and smells again, she has multiple boyfriends (biggest WHORE!). She has lots of guys but she rejects all of them. She acts like an animal thus we discriminate her.

Hey that's Biancaism!
No one cares.. It's just Bianca!

Biancaism by BiancaStan June 19, 2019

Blankasaurus Rex 

When you go one or more days of hounding girls without getting sex.

Have you seen that guy Kevin, he didn't get any girls last night. He's such a Blankasaurus Rex.

Blankasaurus Rex by DollarDele March 3, 2017

blacktism 

When black dick gets you so wet, it turns into a heavenly experience, and you may as well be having a baptism

omg, Josh totally gave me a blacktism last night

blacktism by caramel swirl May 26, 2016

blankasexual 

Not being attracted to either sex.

Opposite of Bisexual.

That guy doesn't like any of the girls in the class, and none of the boys, he must be a blankasexual.

blankasexual by Your Motherrr October 22, 2007

blankasaurus 

A blankasaurus is someone who deliberately ignores all knowledge of your existence instead of confronting a situation.

This is due to a problems dealing with normal life situations. Blankasauri (pl.) commonly ignore all contact and try to remain as unreachable as possible. They are very socially awkward and try to be cool but fail because any decent normal person just replies.

Normal person - *text* 'Hey, so you know how we were going out, just wondering why have you stopped calling and texting me as if I don't exist?'

Blankasaurus -

Normal person - *text* 'Hey it's been a week now, I don't mind if you wanna break up, I'm pretty easy going can we talk about it or something so I know?'

Blankasaurus -

Normal person - *phones Blankasaurus* 'Hiya, yeah what is going on?'

Blankasaurus 'Yeah i'll phone you after work' (BUT HE NEVER DOES!)

Normal person - *goes and finds another normal person to have a proper relationship with*

blankasaurus by hedwigpecks January 3, 2012

Blackism 

"Blackism" is the phycological condition that is common among minorities (Namely Latin Americans) and poor white children, inwhich they convince themselves they are infact black. while oblivious to their actual skin color and culture they partake in many of the inner city African American's traditions. how ever these traditions are often carried out in a softcore manner.

Did you notice that Jose is developing a serious case of Blackism? he's wearing baggy clothes, smoking in the high school bathroom, he has tinfoil on his teeth, and he's been bobbing his head while he walks... we should tell the Guidance Department before this gets out of hand.

Blackism by MinoritySquasher January 27, 2009