blankasaurus

A blankasaurus is someone who deliberately ignores all knowledge of your existence instead of confronting a situation.

This is due to a problems dealing with normal life situations. Blankasauri (pl.) commonly ignore all contact and try to remain as unreachable as possible. They are very socially awkward and try to be cool but fail because any decent normal person just replies.

Normal person - *text* 'Hey, so you know how we were going out, just wondering why have you stopped calling and texting me as if I don't exist?'

Blankasaurus -

Normal person - *text* 'Hey it's been a week now, I don't mind if you wanna break up, I'm pretty easy going can we talk about it or something so I know?'

Blankasaurus -

Normal person - *phones Blankasaurus* 'Hiya, yeah what is going on?'

Blankasaurus 'Yeah i'll phone you after work' (BUT HE NEVER DOES!)

Normal person - *goes and finds another normal person to have a proper relationship with*

by hedwigpecks January 3, 2012

Blankasaurus Rex

When you go one or more days of hounding girls without getting sex.

Have you seen that guy Kevin, he didn't get any girls last night. He's such a Blankasaurus Rex.

by DollarDele March 3, 2017

Blastasaurus Rex

Someone who smokes (or "blasts") weed all the time, or someone who has been smoking weed for a long time.

Eric used to be such a Blastasaurus Rex, but now he done got himself religion.

by Shit_4_Brains June 23, 2007

blackasaurus

1) a black person
2) an insult to any non-black person
3) Mr. Popo, ala Dragonball Z series
4) Any person who likes to steal, refer to 1)

"Man, you're such a blackasaurus." (After watching someone shop-lift)

or "Man, you're such a blackasaurus."
(After watching a black person leave a bank)

by da blackasaurus January 18, 2004

Bunkasaurus Rex

The best of all the dinosaurs. The Bunkasaurus Rex is a long legged, ginger colored creature who has a strange obsession with cats. It is attracted to all things jewish, and things with the initials N.M. The Bunkasaurus Rex is sometimes called Bunky as a nickname, and it enjoys raping people's formsprings. It likes to eat rats and Cape Cod potato chips as snacks, and loves the restaurant "Friendly's". Especially Fribbles, when they get in her hair.. It is a naturally homosexual animal, and it loves its sister Kate. Salad Fingers and MCalor bring joy to her life. Ok I could go on but I'm tired. pce.

The Bunkasaurus Rex likes Addy Lambert and Marjorie Stewart Baxter.

by m&msinmykitchen September 25, 2010

blackasaurus rex

a blackasaurus rex is a black guy that is so dark that you can't see him at night until he smiles

Passenger: Holy shit dude! did you see that? you almost hit that blackasaurus rex.
Driver: Yea its a good thing he smiled.

by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

Lankasaurus

adj: describes a person whom is extremely freaking tall. This person is so tall and that that they tower pretty much over every single person they chill with. You can see this person literally from a mile away.

synonym's: lanky, tall

Hey have you seen my buddy Lankasaurus anywhere? Oh wait nevermind...

by ae123456 January 15, 2009