blablaism

When you read or hear a reasoning that's basically fairy dust and means nothing at all, whatsoever, and you're left there thinking about whether or not the author of said reasoning is fucking with you.

"This book is essentially blablaism, just a bunch of bollocks that mean nothing, I'm better off wiping my ass with it"
"That's a little antihygienic"

blablaism by CanIhaveyourgmailshawty February 21, 2026

blablafishcake 

exclamation of extreme confusion when presidents choke on pretzels

Clinton: blablafishcake choke. CHEESE

blablafishcake by bread infection October 21, 2005

Blasiaism 

A concept that everything in life is inherently connected, and that a combination of free-will and pre-destiny will decide your outcomes in life; similar to the Chaos Theory. The most subtle of choices we make impact our future.

"Within my choices, I decided to date Joe; but I know that had I dated Michael instead that my life would be different; Blasiaism"

"Had I bought the Hyundai over the Jeep, my car would have never totaled, Blasiaism has occured"

Blasiaism by Blasia June 11, 2008

Blabism 

The art if talking on and on about nothing.

My boss is starting his blabism again

Blabism by jkentos February 14, 2009

Blankaism

A philosophical system founded on a belief of an “Objective opinion”.

“The fnaf movie is objectively good!”
“That’s just Blankaism bro…”

Blankaism by god save the bongoes December 19, 2023