Cate Blanchett, the 2 time Oscar winner and the milf you somehow fell inlove with while watching Ocean's 8 or Thor Ragnarok and now you can't seem to stop watching all the movies that has her in it and have internal gay panics when you see a hint of her in any the movie.
"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"
Bishop Blanchet is a Catholic high school located in Seattle, Washington. It is one of the better schools academically in the Pacific Northwest. Aside from academics, socially this place is fucked. Blanchet is filled with stereotypical jocks and stoners as well as, girls that will cock tease you and, will do all the drugs in the world but, they won't have sex. On top of that, the school is also filled with a ton of nicotine addicts that smoke in two to three select bathrooms.
Do you go to Bishop Blanchet High School? Could you get me a Juul?
Don't go to Bishop Blanchet High School. You will NOT get laid!
A blanchsexual is a human being, who identifies himself sexually attracted to Cate Blanchett. It could be sexual or platonic but it is romanticly, most of the time. Blanchsexual is a part of the LGBT+ community.
A lot of fan girls consider themselves as Blanchsexual. It is actually a thing, just go on Instagram or Twitter.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!