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Blanka is a nice girl that you will likely be friends with. She is clumsy, makes weird faces, but is an amazing friend at the same time. She has many friends and stays on track with all of them, taking care of them all at the same time. She is very selfless and cares about everything, even things as small as an ant. If you have a Blanka in your life, you're very lucky because you have that one friend that can hold your ice cream for you whilst your tying your shoe lace. She is someone that can walk into a sad room making it happy within seconds by pulling out a cringey inside joke or two, still managing to make you smile! She takes care of animals all day and everyday and loves her family members. Fake people aren't a worry for her because she always has her curling iron on hand, plastic melts, right? Who doesn't love a Blanka?
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Blanka by X_BeeG January 8, 2019
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Blanka Ball 

A Blanka Ball is a sexual technique performed in a crouched position. When your partner least suspects it, you shove your balls in their mouth. This can be two-in-oned with a low jab to the thigh to get their attention first.
Zack crouched outside the bathroom waiting for Kelly to finish showering. As soon as she opened the door, he caught her with a Blanka Ball rendering her dizzy.
Blanka Ball by Scissors Kick June 3, 2010
Kinda like Bla... but sooo much more.

Often said towards friends when bored.
This would be an instant message example of what it could be:

Blazaka!!
blazaka by SimdudeS April 20, 2007

Blankage 

When you ring and ring somebody and they blank off your calls
Leanne 'I'm gonna ring them'
Rae 'Ok'
*Leanne's calls some random person and the phone just rings and rings and rings then goes on voicemail*
Leanne 'BLANKAGE!!!!!!'
Blankage by raeraex3x September 7, 2009

Blankasaurus Rex 

When you go one or more days of hounding girls without getting sex.
Have you seen that guy Kevin, he didn't get any girls last night. He's such a Blankasaurus Rex.
Blankasaurus Rex by DollarDele March 3, 2017
Blancka is a common name for people who like hu tao
Chad: my friend likes hu tao

Kevin: damn, she must be a blancka
blancka by Millis September 4, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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