Blanaka
Blanaka by Johnny Elsworth November 25, 2021
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Blanka
Blanka is a nice girl that you will likely be friends with. She is clumsy, makes weird faces, but is an amazing friend at the same time. She has many friends and stays on track with all of them, taking care of them all at the same time. She is very selfless and cares about everything, even things as small as an ant. If you have a Blanka in your life, you're very lucky because you have that one friend that can hold your ice cream for you whilst your tying your shoe lace. She is someone that can walk into a sad room making it happy within seconds by pulling out a cringey inside joke or two, still managing to make you smile! She takes care of animals all day and everyday and loves her family members. Fake people aren't a worry for her because she always has her curling iron on hand, plastic melts, right? Who doesn't love a Blanka?
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Blanka Ball
A Blanka Ball is a sexual technique performed in a crouched position. When your partner least suspects it, you shove your balls in their mouth. This can be two-in-oned with a low jab to the thigh to get their attention first.
Zack crouched outside the bathroom waiting for Kelly to finish showering. As soon as she opened the door, he caught her with a Blanka Ball rendering her dizzy.
Blanka Ball by Scissors Kick June 3, 2010
Blankage
Leanne 'I'm gonna ring them'
Rae 'Ok'
*Leanne's calls some random person and the phone just rings and rings and rings then goes on voicemail*
Leanne 'BLANKAGE!!!!!!'
Rae 'Ok'
*Leanne's calls some random person and the phone just rings and rings and rings then goes on voicemail*
Leanne 'BLANKAGE!!!!!!'
Blankasaurus Rex
Blankasaurus Rex by DollarDele March 3, 2017