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blinkage 

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.
Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.
blinkage by Matt July 5, 2003

mondo *blank*age

Say you're exclaming the amount of....hotdogs or something at a BBQ.
The appropiate use of words would go something like this :

Whoa! Mondo doggage!

The Exclimation of a strong feeling or sight.
When used for happiness..:

Yes! I scored mondo wellage on that english test!

When used as a cry of alarm..:

"Holy Shit! Mondo fireage! Mondo deadage!"

And when used as a cat call..:

"woot woot baby! Mondo boobage!"
mondo *blank*age by bAitEn_kAitOs August 25, 2005

blankasexual 

Not being attracted to either sex.

Opposite of Bisexual.
That guy doesn't like any of the girls in the class, and none of the boys, he must be a blankasexual.
blankasexual by Your Motherrr October 22, 2007

blinkage 

A nervous tic of the eyelid.
You could tell from Bill's blinkage that he was lying about never having sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.
blinkage by harry flashman July 16, 2003

Blackage 

A blackage is a group of black people on your porch knockin on your door unexpectedly. Like how UPS does when your takin a shit or preparin your drugs. Most white people NEVER take in a blackage!
When I opened the door to see who was knockin I noticed a blackage.
Blackage by Mafia John June 21, 2006
An elegant term that describes money to be deposited, withdrawn, or held at a bank. It can be used as a direct synonym for money, specifically money that derives from a debit or credit card.
I have a new idea for the supply-chain and logistics department at Toyota, it should really minimize their loss of Bankage per route.
Bankage by vedexter December 15, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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