Blamoed

To be dangerously intoxicated, often resulting in the loss of bodily functions and ability, such as the use of your legs or bladder. Geting blamoed may also make you excessivly aggresive and annoying.

'Did you see Frecklemancorkey lastnight?'
'No, what happend?'
'He got absolutly blamoed and started a fight with some chav'
'What happend?'
'He flying leg-dropped the chav in the head, off the stairs of the bar'
'nice'

Blamoed by Jamie & Mark July 29, 2008

Blamoed

Hammered past the point of return

Cody: Dan are u capable to drive?
Dan: No! I’m Blamoed so it wouldn’t be smart
Cody: that’s fine we will Uber

Blamoed by Danswordoftheday69 February 7, 2020

Blamped 

Word used to describe the feeling of being Run Down, tired, screwed up, messed up, or generally not as good as you can be.

Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.

I was up all night partying and today I'm all Blamped !

I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.

Blamped by Steve Francis September 3, 2007

blammed 

A Game or animation voted off newgrounds.com by having a score between 0-1 on the 1-5 user rating.

My SWF got blammed

blammed by BObo D. HObo July 25, 2004

blagoed 

To fuck up and get caught by the feds on tape in the midst of a criminal conspiracy.

Named after Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

Man, back in 92 I was running smack and stolen rifles in from Tijuana and I didn't realize the Feds had me blagoed. They had my crib, my car, and my woman wired for sound. I did 8 years at Marion because of it.

blagoed by IrishPirate December 19, 2008

Blamked 

When you get so drunk that you act like characters from the kid show kablam... and then black out

Chris was not acting like himself the other night he was blamked by the end of it all

Blamked by Glamourqueer February 15, 2009

Blammed 

To get shot by the means of a gun; usually used when the end result is death.

*Yo did you hear about homeboy from around the way?; He got blammed last night.

*I gotta go to the hospital, I heard they just blammed my cousin.

Blammed by LCKY September 9, 2008