Blamoed

To be dangerously intoxicated, often resulting in the loss of bodily functions and ability, such as the use of your legs or bladder. Geting blamoed may also make you excessivly aggresive and annoying.

'Did you see Frecklemancorkey lastnight?'
'No, what happend?'
'He got absolutly blamoed and started a fight with some chav'
'What happend?'
'He flying leg-dropped the chav in the head, off the stairs of the bar'
'nice'

by Jamie & Mark January 15, 2006

Blamoed

Hammered past the point of return

Cody: Dan are u capable to drive?
Dan: No! I’m Blamoed so it wouldn’t be smart
Cody: that’s fine we will Uber

by Danswordoftheday69 February 08, 2020

BLAMO

A word used to describe a forceful zinger.

"Do you like cookies?"
"Does your mother like sex? BLAMO"

by SikkCaden December 28, 2009

Blamo

communityesque messageboard dating back to the mid 1990s. originally a part of Smashing Pumpkins website "Siva," it has now morphed into an entity in and of itself. Many a friendships and even a couple of marriages have resulted from folks meeting on Blamo.

I couldn't sleep so I spent all of last night posting on Blamo.

by b0lly February 26, 2005

Blamo

a cringeworthy phrase often used by twitch streamers such as hasanabi

you just got hit by and ad break BLAMO!

by rtredzinchat March 22, 2022

Blamo

A word used to describe an illiterate, often extremely clingy and stupid in general, individual.

"Have you heard about that kid that calls himself Butterpants and thinks it's cool?"
"Hahah yeah, he's lame. He's blamo."

by jfag August 09, 2006

BLAMO!

Due to a misspelling of LMAO, this term is used as an exclamation of laughter. best when used in all caps.

Guy: How is it possible that I can fall down the steps AND lose my pants?

Other Guy: Wow, Seriously?! BLAMO!!

by irishmoontan July 31, 2010