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To fuck up and get caught by the feds on tape in the midst of a criminal conspiracy.

Named after Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.
Man, back in 92 I was running smack and stolen rifles in from Tijuana and I didn't realize the Feds had me blagoed. They had my crib, my car, and my woman wired for sound. I did 8 years at Marion because of it.
blagoed by IrishPirate December 19, 2008
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To be dangerously intoxicated, often resulting in the loss of bodily functions and ability, such as the use of your legs or bladder. Geting blamoed may also make you excessivly aggresive and annoying.
'Did you see Frecklemancorkey lastnight?'
'No, what happend?'
'He got absolutly blamoed and started a fight with some chav'
'What happend?'
'He flying leg-dropped the chav in the head, off the stairs of the bar'
'nice'
Blamoed by Jamie & Mark July 29, 2008
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Frequently used in Britain and some other English speaking countries, to mean:

1. Trickery to obtain something vital or dear to someone, especially information.

2. Thieving, stealing.

3. Getting something in a cheeky, harmless way.
1. Gordon had his personal information blagged, and before he knew it, his bank account was cleared out.

2. The scumbags blagged themselves everything from televisions to trainers during the riots. One guy even looted some Immodium, after an earlier break-in at Nandos.

3. Stephanie blagged herself a free drink by flashing some healthy cleavage to the barman, shaking her cute, tight arse as she walked away.
blagged by NaughtySteph September 10, 2011
same as the others but that taylor kid f'ed-up that quote so badly i have to make amends
Tony- "the bookies got blagged..."
Avi- "Speak English Tony, i thought the country spawned the fucking language, but so far no one seems to speak it"
Tony- "blagged... robbed."
blagged by juicebox March 18, 2005

Blagodoo 

An overabundance of blow dried, bangs-in your-face hair that would have been in style 25 years ago.
The weather guy on Channel 12 has a serious blagodoo goin' on.
Blagodoo by Bradford S. January 27, 2009
A word to describe getting through a situation by improvisation a.k.a...just do it and hope no one notices you have no idea what your doing.
Humphrey: omg dude i totally didn't revise for that test.
Ingleburt: dont worry dude i blagged it too.
blagged by BurlesquePrincess October 23, 2006
To be tricked, to talk your way out of something.
That bastard blagged me into a field and then he fingered me
I just blagged my way out of cheating on my bitch
blagged by The Daddy March 13, 2003
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