Definitions by IrishPirate

blagoed 

To fuck up and get caught by the feds on tape in the midst of a criminal conspiracy.

Named after Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

Man, back in 92 I was running smack and stolen rifles in from Tijuana and I didn't realize the Feds had me blagoed. They had my crib, my car, and my woman wired for sound. I did 8 years at Marion because of it.

blagoed by IrishPirate December 19, 2008

mansquatch 

An extremely hairy oversized smelly male human or human like creature. Often spotted on beaches on nice summer days. Sightings of Sasquatch, bigfoot, yeti, and Robin Williams are often misreported after a mansquatch is spotted.

Combination of the words man and sasquatch.

We were ogling some hot babes on Oak Street Beach when a gold chain laden mansquatch blocked our view. The smell was overwhelming.

mansquatch by irishpirate August 2, 2007

shillerista 

The followers of Alderman Helen Shiller in Chicago's 46th Ward. Shillerista is a combinaton of their leaders name and that of the El Salvodorean Communist guerrillas, the Sandinistas.

Shilleristas oppose all development that is not entirely low income subsidized housing and tend to picket new retail and housing developments in the ward that don't fit their worldview.

Shilleristas are by definition anti police and oppose the CAPS program in Chicago where citizens and the police work together to reduce crime.

The shilleristas picketed the renovation at the Wilson Avenue building because evil condo owners were buying there.

The shilleristas picketed the renovation at the Wilson Avenue building because evil condo owners were buying there.

shillerista by irishpirate November 26, 2006

simonetti 

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

simonetti by IrishPirate November 18, 2005