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skype blackberries

to stare longingly at someone's boobs
Pardon me ma'am, I just skyped your blackberries.

The man blushed because the lady caught him skyping her blackberries.

The man loved to skype blackberries before he was married and still occasionally partakes in this past time hobby.
skype blackberries by skype-able December 9, 2009

BlackBerretarded 

A condition in which normally technologically savvy people are unable to fully operate a BlackBerry device.
I couldn't figure out how to open my email on my BlackBerry. I am so BlackBerretarded!
BlackBerretarded by hjordannh February 13, 2009

Blackberrian 

one who chooses and prefers a Blackberry phone and email device
I am not an Iphonian, I am a Blackberrian!
Blackberrian by kellymountainroad3 February 1, 2009

BlackBurried 

When one company appears to permanently own an entire industry but eventually gets pushed aside by competitors in a shocking, unforeseeable manner. The term references the BlackBerry Company, one of the early originators of smart mobile devices. BlackBerry users worldwide grew from 534,000 in 2003 to an all-time high of 80 million in 2012. It has since plummeted to only 11 million users (0.003% of the global market) while Apple iPhone and Samsung mobile devices users have soared to 2 billion people (56% of the global market).
- Kmart got BlackBurried by Target and Walmart.

- A&W Root Beer long ago found itself getting BlackBurried by Sonic.
BlackBurried by LeighRay November 30, 2018

BlackBerripheral Vision 

The indirect or non-existent eye-contact used by individuals typing or texting on their handhelds while pretending to pay attention during a conversation.
Kevin only saw the presentation through his BlackBerripheral vision. He never stopped texting.

blackberried

When your girlfriend cracks you between the eyes with your blackberry phone cause you gotta text from another girl.
Rose blackberried JP while he was passed out in the hotel room bed.
Joe was emotionally scarred when she blackberried him.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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