Black Wank

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A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)

"here joppers you gonna eat that pot noodle or you going for a black wank?" wank noodle

Black Wank by queedledwarf March 5, 2013

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Black Ops Wank

One plays the video-game Call of Duty: Black Ops so much that you're brain becomes wearisome and tired. In a state of trauma you turn to your computer and your urge to wank. Whilst getting into your wank you get bored and return to black ops.

Wow, why is my computer streaming porn.... oh must of had another Black Ops wank.

Black Ops Wank by Neo12 January 15, 2011

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blank wank

The act of orgasm without the damp. Most often experienced after multiple masturbation.

I wanked 15 times today and by the end it was a blank wank

blank wank by James Raymond Green May 28, 2011

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Back Wank

The act of placing the penis between your legs so that it protrudes behind you and then masturbating. You are then able to observe yourself in a mirror and it will look as if you have a minge. You may then imagine that this minge belongs to the female of your choice. This can be handy if no pornography is available and the bishop is asking for a bashing.

I had to wank last night and my wife had chucked all my porn. So I had a back wank and pretend I was looking at Kate Moss.

Back Wank by Ben Gee July 27, 2007

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Wank Blank

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into

Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it

Wank Blank by M.Yaro July 6, 2019

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Wank Blank

When you leave someone on read on blank them, simply because you are wanking/jacking yourself off

Dude Sarah just Wank Blanked me

Wank Blank by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019

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Wank Blank

When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.

Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”

Wank Blank by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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