Black Deck
A term used for monkey penis. It is normally long to make up for the missing intelligence and common sense.
Black Deck by HJJ I November 2, 2023
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black & decker pecker wrecker
black & decker pecker wrecker by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006
Black & Decker
The stoner survival kit.
Black = the pipe
& = the marijuana
Decker = the ignition source (lighter, magnifying glass, etc...)
Also know As: B&D
Black = the pipe
& = the marijuana
Decker = the ignition source (lighter, magnifying glass, etc...)
Also know As: B&D
Black & Decker by Radio-Active Vanilla Drink November 18, 2011
Black & Decker pecker wrecker
This black hooker I picked up once started to blow me and it killed. I later realized she was a Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Black & Decker pecker wrecker by bhainchode June 25, 2009
Black & Decker Blowjob
Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.
She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
Black & Decker Blowjob by Rapture333 May 10, 2010
black decker woody wood pecker
A black dick that is hard.
black decker woody wood pecker by s3333xy July 11, 2010
Back deck orangutan
Back deck orangutan by Sir chazzed March 4, 2022
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