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blackerton 

Blackerton: 1. noun, someone of a Caucasian race or background who wishes to be and portrays the characteristics of someone of an African-American race or background (beyond wangster).
2. adjective, a way to describe something that was so unexplainable or unexpected there was no other word for it (beyond: cool, sweet, gnarly, awesome, crazy, insane and extreme)
1. That wannabe kid over there is a total blackerton from the way he walks to the way he talks.

2. Those crazy kids Derrick and Dylan are total blackertons, but Steven and his friend Boitano aren’t at all!
blackerton by Dylan & Derrick February 10, 2007
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Blacker Than Dean 

something that is extremely cool or hilarious. this is in reference to a character from harry potter.Antonym: Whiter than Tom. in reference to Tom Riddle AKA lord voldemort.
Luna: like my new converse?Dobby: Definitely. Those shoes are BLACKER THAN DEAN!!
Blacker Than Dean by Mrs. Norris September 25, 2008

Pre beacher

A guy who starts going to the gym on May or April and wants to be jacked for June, he thinks he can gain 10 muscle pounds each month, and he never trains legs because he thinks they'll get suddenly enormous and cover his small dick.
Hey John, you see the guy doing biceps curl with that pretty light dumbbells? He's such a pre beacher, last week he told me he wanna look like a model for June or July.
Pre beacher by Rodkor July 5, 2012

blacker than the ace of spades 

A black guy who is extremely dark like the spade on a playing card. syn: Wesley Snipes
"holy shit, that nigga's blacker than the ace of spades!"

Double Beacher 

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.
Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!
Double Beacher by beacherman July 30, 2009