blather

Meaningless, incessant talk.

She blathered on about the neighbors.

blather by Andrew Hedges June 11, 2006

blather

blather

blathered, blathering, blathers

To talk nonsensically.
n.
Nonsensical talk.

(Old Norse bladhra. See bhl- in Indo-European Roots.)

Also see blatherskite

I have had enough of your fucking blather...

blather by Shawn Taylor September 1, 2004

Blather Figure 

Pretentious guy who affects sagacity and wisdom of experience.

"Oh Christ, he went on and on about how streetwise he is - he's such a blather figure, gives me the creeps"

Blather Figure by zest expander April 20, 2008

Blather 'Round

a game where you "stupidly, horribly, and idiotically" describe the prompt you pick, and if you guess it you get horny points. If you win you get to fuck Ms. Bubbles for no charge. WARNING: Has a high chance for dick to drown in water.

Blather 'Round is fun

Blather 'Round by quartz89 February 1, 2022

blather, wince, repeat 

Refers to da stressful/humiliating "sudsing" dat da residents of a particular area painfully go through over and over during each and every election year, whereby they hafta sufferingly listen to all of da different candidates' make yackety-yack a blue streak and spew lofty proclamations and promises, only to have most or all of said glistening concessions come crashing down and be forgotten after one of da candidates actually takes office. Or in da case of especially blatant campaign-promise-breaking and/or serious political misbehavior, dat last word could instead be "retreat", as in, running off and hiding somewhere in shame/guilt/fear, either by the elected official himself when he knows dat his citizenry is mad at him, or by da sector of citizens who had voted him in and had enthusiastically touted him during da campaign as being such a great guy who was gonna step in and save da day, only for him to just casually renege on all of dat wonderful clap-trap and "practice business as usual".

Da term "blather, wince, repeat" could also refer to da "financial shampooing" chicanery --- i.e., money-laundering of campaign contributions --- dat "comes out in da wash" during or after da election.

blather, wince, repeat by QuacksO May 7, 2022

Damn Blather 

The shit that comes out of Dan Rather's mouth.

Dan Rather has mastered the South Park-ian art of eating in reverse!

Damn Blather by Dan Rather shoves the food up his bum and the shit comes out his mouth September 20, 2004

Bathroom Blather 

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.

"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

Bathroom Blather by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008