Skip to main content

Blaarging

"Blaarg" is a word used to describe the actions of people who pretend to believe in mythical creatures, such as Bigfoot, in order to further the game of tricking people.
Bigfoot Live Action Alternate Reality Gaming, or Blaarging, is simply the make-believe game played by people who want to fool people, or trick them into thinking something that is a myth, is real.
That Bigfoot believer is Blaarging, he knows Bigfoot isn't real, but pretends to, so he can sell books.
by Awebstersnakes September 30, 2019
mugGet the Blaarging mug.

Blargin it

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.
"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"
by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011
mugGet the Blargin it mug.
Related Words

Blarting

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021
mugGet the Blarting mug.

Blairing

A state of being when your fucking stoned beyond reason... Things that will provoke blaring are: 80's Heavy Metal; Helloween, King Diamond, The big 4, Maiden etc... Horror films produce some good image Blair. When I Idle Blair... Blaring while doing nothing. I imagine a great blue pattern against a black void.
Dude... I'm fucking Blairing!

The Solo in Metallicas Ride the lightning, It was Blairing...
by Sir Hoovington January 5, 2010
mugGet the Blairing mug.

blarginsnarf

A word used to end a conversation, usually when something personal is mentioned.
so, did you ask her o- BLARGINSNARF!

Did you eat my chocolates!? Blarginsnarf!
by Axe the avenger April 12, 2008
mugGet the blarginsnarf mug.

blarping

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
by kevinbeal December 14, 2015
mugGet the blarping mug.

bargingo.com

Bargingo.com is a funny joke that is mentioned on Oneyplays , in episode 12 of Yooka-Laylee.

with the thought of a website that doesn't exist, but that someone bought ad-space to show people a fake commercial. Is really funny.
Person 1: where can I get me some bargingo?

Person 2: You can get them on bargingo.com, which is a totally real website with real people who claimed it.
by CandycupQuake February 11, 2019
mugGet the bargingo.com mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email