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Blaarging 

"Blaarg" is a word used to describe the actions of people who pretend to believe in mythical creatures, such as Bigfoot, in order to further the game of tricking people.
Bigfoot Live Action Alternate Reality Gaming, or Blaarging, is simply the make-believe game played by people who want to fool people, or trick them into thinking something that is a myth, is real.
That Bigfoot believer is Blaarging, he knows Bigfoot isn't real, but pretends to, so he can sell books.
Blaarging by Awebstersnakes September 30, 2019
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Blargin it 

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.
"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"
Blargin it by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011
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Blarting 

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
Blarting by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021
A state of being when your fucking stoned beyond reason... Things that will provoke blaring are: 80's Heavy Metal; Helloween, King Diamond, The big 4, Maiden etc... Horror films produce some good image Blair. When I Idle Blair... Blaring while doing nothing. I imagine a great blue pattern against a black void.
Dude... I'm fucking Blairing!

The Solo in Metallicas Ride the lightning, It was Blairing...
Blairing by Sir Hoovington January 5, 2010

blarginsnarf 

A word used to end a conversation, usually when something personal is mentioned.
so, did you ask her o- BLARGINSNARF!

Did you eat my chocolates!? Blarginsnarf!
blarginsnarf by Axe the avenger April 12, 2008

blarping 

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
blarping by kevinbeal December 14, 2015

bargingo.com 

Bargingo.com is a funny joke that is mentioned on Oneyplays , in episode 12 of Yooka-Laylee.

with the thought of a website that doesn't exist, but that someone bought ad-space to show people a fake commercial. Is really funny.
Person 1: where can I get me some bargingo?

Person 2: You can get them on bargingo.com, which is a totally real website with real people who claimed it.
bargingo.com by CandycupQuake February 11, 2019
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