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A state of being when your fucking stoned beyond reason... Things that will provoke blaring are: 80's Heavy Metal; Helloween, King Diamond, The big 4, Maiden etc... Horror films produce some good image Blair. When I Idle Blair... Blaring while doing nothing. I imagine a great blue pattern against a black void.
Dude... I'm fucking Blairing!

The Solo in Metallicas Ride the lightning, It was Blairing...
Blairing by Sir Hoovington January 5, 2010
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The act of completely ignoring someone and ridding them from your life for a period of time. Often occurs when things get too awkward or too serious in a relationship. The verb is to Blair
Wow, you are completely blairing him. What did he do to upset you?
Blairing by Samberson April 5, 2010
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When a girl is wearing a low-cut shirt and purposefully bends over in front of you, practically begging for you to look at her tits, but she tries to play it off like nothing has happened. Usually done in an effort to attract attention. Derived from the last name of a former secretary of the Columbus Clippers.
Office productivity may be at an all-time high since that ditzy secretary left, but I sure do miss the daily blairings.
blairing by Mr. Armageddon February 10, 2007

Tony Blairing 

Amplifying Music DECEBELS Until Its Tony Blairing
Eazey !+) Jus Dippin In To Scope Out #Trance !!! Thought Id Drop In Right Now !+) Its 00:49 GMT 10.1.2020 Great Britain
Celebratin 1990'S Prime Minster By AMPLIFYING THE DECEBELS Until Tony Blairing !!! !+) Mr. Phil & I Enjoyin' The Sounds ... #Bless1 #AvFun

Blaining It

When you totally fuck something up really badly.
"Man I totally Blained it with that date with Sarah"

"I'm gonna Blain this presentation today"

"I am Blaining it right now, talking to you"
Blaining It by Agent South Dakota January 2, 2015

Blaining it

Ryan: Fuck my mouth!!!

Geoff: your totally blaining it dude
Blaining it by Manwhale January 2, 2015

Blaining it

Ryan: Fuck my mouth!!!

Geoff: your totally blaining it dude
Blaining it by Manwhale January 2, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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