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Short pale unibrowed person. Always asking how much he is worth to his bosses, and then quitting his job because the bosses say he is worth nothing. Loves Powdered nostrils, and pawning his possessions. Says he has tiger blood in his veins side effects include lying in front of the tv, praising your brothers hair, cooking ,and tattooing(closet slay queen), and telling people about red seals.Women find him detestable, cause he seeks about completely irrelevant topics. Please stay away if you come across him, stupidity is contagious. You have been warned. Has perfected the art of being fubar.
Blaar quit his job again!!
Blaar by Oom Bond Broek January 9, 2020
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Blair Witching

The Act of Standing in a corner very eerily and creepily. Most commonly done in games like G-mod by a youtuber Mr.Sark.
Tom: "Hey jack, what's that girl doing in that corner ?"

Jack: "Oh she's Blair Witching"

Tom:" I wish she would stop, it's very unsettling."
Blair Witching by Blair Witching December 14, 2014

chuck and blair 

Two people who hate each other but are totally in love with one another. no matter how different they are they are attracted to each other for some psychological reasons that one offers the other.
I'm in a chuck and blair relationship
chuck and blair by Cheerjules503 November 5, 2013
"Dude you got absolutely Blaired."
Blaired by GelvinR44 June 4, 2019
The fucking Swag Lord he has 999+ waifu and miniklin is his brother
Person 1 - Balarke is S W A G

Person 2 - I know right
Balarke by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020
Blaire is the nicest, most caring girl you'll ever meet. She has the softest heart and don't ever stop making you feel loved. She is peaceful and smart and funny in her own cute little way. She is beautiful but doesn't act like it. If you don't have a Blaire friend, get one. She is the kind of girl most guys only dream about.
Blaire: "Hi my name is Blaire"
Guy: *fans face* "Whew is it hot in here?"
Blaire by Jwalk3 June 13, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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