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He's got a huge blaar!
Blaar by Grace Lynn April 11, 2008
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Short pale unibrowed person. Always asking how much he is worth to his bosses, and then quitting his job because the bosses say he is worth nothing. Loves Powdered nostrils, and pawning his possessions. Says he has tiger blood in his veins side effects include lying in front of the tv, praising your brothers hair, cooking ,and tattooing(closet slay queen), and telling people about red seals.Women find him detestable, cause he seeks about completely irrelevant topics. Please stay away if you come across him, stupidity is contagious. You have been warned. Has perfected the art of being fubar.
Blaar quit his job again!!
Blaar by Oom Bond Broek January 9, 2020
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Person 2 - I know right
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Blaire is the nicest, most caring girl you'll ever meet. She has the softest heart and don't ever stop making you feel loved. She is peaceful and smart and funny in her own cute little way. She is beautiful but doesn't act like it. If you don't have a Blaire friend, get one. She is the kind of girl most guys only dream about.
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Guy: *fans face* "Whew is it hot in here?"
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