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1. All emotions become experienced at once with no sense of understanding why.

2. "Bjorf" can also be referred to as a god who experiences all emotions 24/7.
"to be honest im feeling fairly bjorf, and I cant put my finger on why."

"The great god of emotion Bjorf Is a jerk."
Bjorf by IAMBJORF November 14, 2022
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When you combine the styles of Bjork (or a generally Icelandic Elven type look) with Smurftones, most often by dying your hair a blue smurfberry color or wearing smurf blue makeup.
"These rave girls all be dying their hair blue and gettin' that Bjorf} look. Know what I'm [talking bout?"
Bjorf by walterc March 11, 2015
Related Words
Bjorf Björn BJORK borf blorf Björgvin Björking Björna Bjort Blorft

Bjornanotasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but in a non-sexual way.
Gabe really is the biggest Bjornanotasexual
Bjornanotasexual by Gabe W.P. January 2, 2022
An Overcooked Chicken Nugget
Borff by Borff_Master June 12, 2018

Björk cute 

A person who is very attractive in a sort of strange way. This term is used for people who have features that might he off-putting to some, but makes them that much more attractive to others. This term only applies to facial features, and doesn't apply to body types such as overly skinny or fat people.
"She björk cute, so she really fine, just sort of weird" -Aminé
Björk cute by keke_doesn't_love_you September 26, 2018

Bjornayesasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but definitely in a sexual way.
Gabe definitely isn’t a bjornayesasexual.
Bjornayesasexual by Gabe W.P. March 22, 2023
A pseudo-celebrity at the Penny Arcade forums, specifically in the general chat Social Entropy ++ section. A constant target for ridicule due to his behavior and born loser type persona, it's quite difficult to tell if he is the real life version of George Costanza or a character actor. His superpowers include: Putting an entire soda can in his cavernous maw of a mouth, eating cold spaghetti O's out of the can, crying in the shower about how alone he is, pissing on the bathroom floor, and hooking up with sketchy females he finds on Craigslist.com
Even though I have no job, no life, no female companionship, and absolutely no personal hygein, at least I'm not as much of a pathetic creature as Borfase.
borfase by SE++ June 26, 2006
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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