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Twitter bitch 

Stupid middle aged white lady who looks at Twitter politics and claims to everyone and everything is racist, sexist, or nationalist. Tells her own son he is leading down the path to white supremacy by laughing at edgy memes. Also tells people the guidelines of using the n word even tho her herself is white for example “Latino people are not allowed to say the n word” there is no such thing as the “pass.” Also believes the world is gonna literally fucking end in the near future. AKA the victim of only looking at extremist liberal media,
My mom is such a Twitter bitch she told me I was racist for laughing at an edgy meme.
Twitter bitch by Callme917 November 11, 2019

Twitter Bitch 

A stalker, someone who follows you in a creepy or annoying way, a lurker, mainly on the internet or in any other situation.
Jared followed Sally all day and she began to notice, at lunch she was talking to her friends and said "the twitter bitch has not stopped following me all day"
Twitter Bitch by chandlerm913 January 14, 2010

Twitter Bitch 

If one has more following than followers by margin of 15 (i.e 50 following but 35 followers) he or she is a twitter bitch.
Twitter Bitch by twitter123445 September 6, 2011

sick twisted son of a bitch 

laura knapp is one sick twisted son of a bitch. she eats babies!

Twisted Butch 

The act of hittin yo bitch from behind and realizing shes a 300 lb tranny. The twisted part comes when you decide to hit it anyway.
So she was takin it like a man till I realized she was, so I pulled a Twisted Butch.
Twisted Butch by Chief slapaho October 2, 2015

bitchtwisted 

Bitch twisted is when you date a woman so awful, so horrible, such a nasty two faced cheating where that she ultimately turns you gay because you could never trust another slut again.
Did you hear about Mike?
No, what happened?
He got bitchtwisted by his ex and now only dates dudes. His ex took everything even his pride
bitchtwisted by Mattfohlee January 27, 2021
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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