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Bitch Hair

Hair pulled tightly up and away from the bearer's face to exaggerate any expression of distaste or superiority
Fiona always take a scrunchie into meetings in case she needs to get her bitch hair on.
Bitch Hair by Esteban Anan July 22, 2012
Words you can keep

resting bitch hair 

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.
It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.
resting bitch hair by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day 

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

This bitch hairy

i was about to tap up then this bitch was hella hairy i said This bitch hairy af
This bitch hairy by niga69420 February 10, 2020

Hairy Bitch 

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.
Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."
Hairy Bitch by 13131313131313 November 9, 2010

nappy haired bitch 

one who has nappy hair and is a bitch an insult for someone you despise cant stand or do not like
my ex girlfriend is a nappy haired bitch who i despise and cant stand
nappy haired bitch by bluebear December 4, 2020
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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